Bullshit. You mean you never once thought about fucking Bruce? That if you happened to bump into him at a party or something and he invited you out back for a quick moan 'n groan, you'd turn him down? Me, I second the sentiment of whoever started that Madonna thread - she looks a lot more fuckable lately than she did during her metal-n-leather-bikini, nudie-picture-coffee-table book period some years ago (can't remember/don't give a fuck for the album name). And I thought she looked like an absolute skank with that Catholic-girl-gone-bad/New Wave goth look she was sportin' when she first broke in the 80s. Hmm...I'm not sure whether this is due to motherhood having been good to her, or possibly subliminal lyrics she embedded in that damn song Microsoft uses to flog Windows XP in the perpetual TV ads. I wonder if you play it backwards, would we hear something like 'I had a baby, I am super-sexy, you want to fuck me, buy XP...I had a ...' ?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: I want to fuck Bruce Springsteen...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I was about to say... Your cunt will be deemed useless to me if...
I'm glad you two have made up - I'd hate to see a budding BDSM affair break up before anything's had a chance to really get broken yet. Besides, there's only one truly useless cunt around here.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: Bullshit. You mean you never once thought about fucking Bruce? That if you happened to bump into him at a party or something and he invited you out back for a quick moan 'n groan, you'd turn him down? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I sure would. I've NEVER thought he was good-looking... or even semi-good-looking. Now, Corey Hart... I dunno. What's he look like these days? Uh... nevermind. My memory must have served me incorrectly. Double nevermind!! I used to have crushes on the strangest mofos... Adam Ant I'm iffy on him. I'd fuck him if he still looked the same, but nowadays... John Waite *shudders* Paul Reynolds (from A Flock of Seagulls) WTF?!!
I don't know what the fuck happened to Corey's face, but it's probably in everyone's best interest not to see it anyway. I will tell ya who I'd fuck in a heartbeat though... Mike Patton... Goddamn... I'd drink his sweat. (I'd drink yours too, Lomo )
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Goddamn... I'd drink his sweat. (I'd drink yours too, Lomo )<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> what about blood? would you drink their blood? i would gladly drink Lomo's blood... no, wait, i wouldnt, i know where he's been
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: what about blood? would you drink their blood? i would gladly drink Lomo's blood... no, wait, i wouldnt, i know where he's been <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Where? the AIDS factory?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Goddamn... I'd drink his sweat. (I'd drink yours too, Lomo )<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Don't worry, babe... You know I'd drink a gallon of your piss just to see where it came from...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dulcinea: Where? the AIDS factory?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> IS THAT where you plan on taking me, Lomo?!!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: what about blood? would you drink their blood? i would gladly drink Lomo's blood... no, wait, i wouldnt, i know where he's been <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> And just where have I been? (((And more importantly, how would you know?!?)))
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: IS THAT where you plan on taking me, Lomo?!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Christ. Do we have to go and visit Dulcinea? I'd rather steer clear from that place...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69: It's becoming really tiresome now Kitana.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> fuck that, then! i am serious, but nevermind, i will just look it up... he's ugly
Actually, Bruce hit his peak around 1985. Kitana would have only been about 5. He and Madonna were pop music's "King and Queen" back then. So not knowing Bruce might be factual. Now if she doesn't know who Micheal Jackson is, then she needs to be smacked.
No shit, Pinky. ================================================ Kitana's Quick-Reference Guide to Understanding What Other People at Fugly are Saying ================================================ <UL TYPE=SQUARE><LI>Unfamiliar Proper Names- If you don't recognize the name of some person referenced, and it sounds like it may be someone you should have heard of, try a quick search at any leading search engine like Google. <LI>Unfamiliar Place Names- See above. <LI>Unfamiliar Words- Look them up in a dictionary. <LI>Unfamiliar Expressions/Slang- Save yourself time - just assume that when such is directed at you, you're being insulted. You'll be correct over 95% of the time. [/list] Just think about all the stuff you might learn! And think, too, about all the space you'll save by not constantly posting repetitious 'Huhs?', 'Whatdats?', 'Whaddyameans?' and 'Duhs?'.
