I think I am addicted to buying beautiful girls on the facebook owned application

Where are the beautiful women?

 

I'm thinking of changing my name to McLovin with no first name like on the superbad movie. I could be Dr. McLovin.

 

that would actually be pretty kickass

 

Same thing I was thinking.

Dan I'm wondering did you go through that list and select the ones you figured would be the most impressive?

 

one of the things that kinda piss me off about facebook, moron parents who think it's cute to make a profile for their toddlers. The first person who "bought" my picture, was a 3 year old toddler. I quilky replied, "wow you're pretty cte, you out of training pants yet? you ever seen an erect male penis before?"

then the assholier than thou parent starts to threaten me, blah , blah, blah... you get the idea. This was a lazy cow of a mother who wants thier kid to get into TV so she dosent have to work. If you message me through profile like that, I am going to be as insulting as i possibly can. I wish I could send S.I.D.S. through the internet.

 

Oh Danny boy, the feds the Feds are comeeeeing, I really have no idea how to manipulate the settings on facebook...it's angering/annoying... I've seen your profile dwain... I found it a list one day

 

But I'm probally going out so I guess no one can respond by the average pattern of sitting around drunk infront of the comp listenting to darkside of the moon, beach boys or what evers on old man radio; mumbleing shit, getting out of a stuper, thinking then basically angrily wadeing in the shit and verbally flinging monkey shit at any one who appears anything like a new face.

 

in a typacal day to day pattern ... bye/s

 

Staye in skool.

 

What Major said.

 

If you believe in yourself, drink your school, stay in drugs, and don't do milk - you can get work!

 

I never drank at school, but I did go into High School with a mean high smelling like a herb factory.



I also took a drama class, which sucked until I got some head from a hippy chick behind the stage....

 

It's funny my high school drama teacher was a hippy too. Ms. Daly I think her name was. She reeked of pot, cheap wine and dressed in psychedelic vomit.

 

Psychedelic Vomit

That was an 80's punk band, right?

 

I have no idea. That's a bit before my time. I wasn't even born until 1988. Tried googling it?

 

He Reiz, help me out. I was sorting through some photos from the last Fugly staff party, and I couldn't rememeber who this was. I think it is you, but it could be Pukey. So who?

 

1988???? My God, you are only 19 years old?

I feel so old....and sick.

 

No I am 20 years old. I was born in January.

As for the photo, I am a blonde, so it must be Pukey.