i should be ashamed of myself

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by pimpchichi, Feb 21, 2002.

  1. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    i got a phone call yesterday afternoon.. asking me to go round to my dads later on and show my step-mum how to use photoshop and the scanner to copy things...

    i arrived at my dads and my dad and step-mum were there having a smoke with a couple of their friends...

    my step-mum, slightly red-faced, said to me.... "Errr... mick... erm..."

    then my dads friend said.. "hahaha... what she's trying to say mick is that you don't really suit a Nurses uniform"

    i stood there with a puzzled look on my face, until my step-mum told me she'd been trying to figure out by herself how to scan pictures and opened a few pics in the documents bit of the start menu....

    and she opened THIS picture...

    the thing is.. i SHOULD have been mortified, i SHOULD have gone beetroot red and fled the room...

    instead i laughed my ass off and offered to print off a few copies for them to hand out to family and friends....

    i have no shame... am i fucked up now??
     
  2. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by m2k:
    am i fucked up now??<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Is that a trick question?
     
  3. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    there's no fooling you, eh pukey...
     
  4. Nauseous

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  6. HRH prince charles

    HRH prince charles New Member

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    all we wanna know is did you fuck yer step-mom
     
  7. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    nah dude, your not sick. you are getting like me. Just completely desensitized to EVERYTHING. Thanks to the interweb, nothing really shocks me anymore. I've seen everything from scat, to Plusiphiles, so you are getting apathetic. Shit that should embarass you is now a badge or honor.

    Enjoy your fame, whilst it lasts. Before you know it you are just some fat drunken loser like me and IHN...

    P.S. that reminds me, I should start drinking again...
     
  8. Stranger

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    I've been on the internet almost a year now, and I hate to admit that this time last year I thought stories about gerbals and screwing livestock and shyt like that were just urban myths. I had never seen a pic of a mutilated body or the effect of VD on genitalia. Had never had an intimate chat with a transexual or cybered with someone with a foot fettish. Never seen someone quite so fat!
    For better or for worse, I have since been educated. And, yeah desensitised and seldom shocked.
    Now I post these pics to friends and shock them.
     
  9. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    LMFAO!
     
  10. Dwaine Scum

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    jesus... more spic retardation... I though she had killed herself...
     
  11. Spooky

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by m2k:
    am i fucked up now??<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    What do you mean now?
     
  12. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Is that a trick question?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

     
  13. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
    jesus... more spic retardation... I though she had killed herself...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    hey fuck you! i am alive and well...except for my tummy, doc thinks i have an ulcer.
     
  14. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Spooky:
    What do you mean now?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote
    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> Originally posted by m2k:
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    Like two peas in a pod, I tell ya.
     
  15. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Yeah i'm highly desensitised compared to pre-internet...and yet...
    (the last 2 pics in particular...
     
  16. Lomotil

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    Why, just because she looks like Lou Ferrigno?
     
  17. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    Yeah i'm highly desensitised compared to pre-internet...and yet...
    (the last 2 pics in particular...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    yeah, that grosses me out, too.
    where did i leave my pukes???
     

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