I was driving... and had a big sneeze come up... pinched my nose to avoid spraying snot all over the place... and instead ... a hot stream of oily shit went up my back.. got home pissed off that I shit my new pants ( with no panties on) ... but to my surprise.. I had also shit my shirt and up to my bra. This is 100% true... and I find it amazing that it went straight up like that ... however I guess the stream going up my back is still a lot better then if I was sitting a special way and the shit came forward and filled monkey . I am just happy I was in my car. oh and I saw BM today.. she has lost 68 pounds. she was sooo disgusted at my shit predicament -
yeah it was sooo gross. That retard Geri was covered in shit... however it did not smell bad.. was just oily. I have no idea what she ate to get that... yeah I have dropped some weight ... my boobs are gone. and gross. I have nothing to wear... went out to buy a new pants, was so happy with them.. .. and then I go and shi.... um Geri Shit in them ... threw the bra away.. since it was baggy anyway .
I love this honesty. I've never in my entire life listened to woman talk about "shitting upwards", "garlic coochie sister finger smelling", "vaginal snot plugs", or any of this other crazy shit. Usually girls try so hard to hide their gross side. Dudes are the usually the ones that just don't give a shit how disgusting we are.
Women are digusting. Ever go in a public women's restroom? I work in the construction industry and all of the guys will tell you that the womens' restrooms are far worse than the mens'. One place, women had put their tampons/pads in a hole in the wall. When they went to break open the wall, tampons/pads from god knows how long started spilling out. If you only knew the amount of snotty discharge that came out when a woman was ovulating (not on her period, mind you). You'd never want to go near it again. Nothing like standing up after you pee to find a foot long clear snotty looking string stuck to your leg.
