I repent...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nauseous, Nov 22, 2002.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    ... for being a dirty whore. I have tasted the flesh of a married man, and well... I liked it a little too much.

    Degrade me please, I deserve it.
     
  2. ratatouille

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    ahhhhh! a girl after my own heart! was it worth it? did you see fireworks or feel fire in your loins you have never felt before?? do tell us the gory details!- it makes me feel so much better about myself. ha
     
  3. Nauseous

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    I've never actually fucked someone for the first time and it felt non-awkward, you know? I made the first move. Drinking a pint and a half of cheap wine and taking a few Xanax made it a little easier... the only bad thing being that I had the condom all ready until it was about time, and then suddenly, it was gone. So we went without. After getting tested for all known STD's, I'll probably end up with one now. That and I think I pretty much 'blew' (no pun intended) my chances as getting at the Rev's cock... I'm a dirty homewrecker.
     
  4. Lomotil

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    Was that before or after I talked to you last night?
     
  5. Nauseous

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    I'll never tell...

     
  6. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Yeah,she's just a little bitch,isn't she Lomo?
     
  7. Nauseous

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    She is!
     
  8. ratatouille

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    I've never actually fucked someone for the first time and it felt non-awkward, you know? I made the first move. Drinking a pint and a half of cheap wine and taking a few Xanax made it a little easier... the only bad thing being that I had the condom all ready until it was about time, and then suddenly, it was gone. So we went without. After getting tested for all known STD's, I'll probably end up with one now. That and I think I pretty much 'blew' (no pun intended) my chances as getting at the Rev's cock... I'm a dirty homewrecker. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    I bet the Rev will forgive you, or at least guide you towards forgiveness. i am glad you finally got what you wanted but i am disturbed you werent more careful with the exchange of fluids. i knew you meant well...are you at least on the pill? do you plan on doing this again cause you 'blew' the first time? tell me more!!
     
  9. Nursey

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    What's there to tell?She's a confused silly little girl and that's about all.
     
  10. ratatouille

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    shit, i dont know, i just like dishing the dirt.
     
  11. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:
    I bet the Rev will forgive you, or at least guide you towards forgiveness.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    as long as he's still got a dead-cert fuck for the future thing going then he'll probably forgive pukey {that's a 25/75% probably, not the 50/50% MAYBE}
     
  12. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:

    I bet the Rev will forgive you, or at least guide you towards forgiveness. i am glad you finally got what you wanted but i am disturbed you werent more careful with the exchange of fluids. i knew you meant well...are you at least on the pill? do you plan on doing this again cause you 'blew' the first time? tell me more!!
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    Hopefully the Rev will 'cum' around.

    I didn't actually 'blow'. Should one really suck a married man's dick?

    No, I haven't been on the pill since August. I'm going to pick up one of those "morning after" pills tomorrow. I hear they have a 72 hour frame. I'm ]menopauseous anyway, so the likelihood of getting pregnant is slim. I only have to buy tampons, like, once or twice a year. This is why (with the advertising help of Nursey) I market a product like this:

     
  13. Cigarettes

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    Gota love this shit!
     
  14. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cigarettes:
    Gota love this shit! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Gotta love the thought of ramming a pencil through that throat of yours, too...
     
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  17. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Hopefully the Rev will 'cum' around.

    I didn't actually 'blow'. Should one really suck a married man's dick?

    No, I haven't been on the pill since August. I'm going to pick up one of those "morning after" pills tomorrow. I hear they have a 72 hour frame. I'm ]menopauseous anyway, so the likelihood of getting pregnant is slim. I only have to buy tampons, like, once or twice a year. This is why (with the advertising help of Nursey) I market a product like this:

    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    *Cough* *ack* *wheeze*
     
  18. kitana

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    i hope u used a kondom
     
  19. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Audio-Video Bliss:
    *Cough* *ack* *wheeze*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Got a lump in your throat?
     

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