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So you are a fat bastard too?! Jenny Craig is all the rage in Oz, work out and eat less it works

 

I don't know about the bastard part...

Barry

 

There are probably lots of ways to stay lean. I just try to keep the protein up and the saturated and trans fat down. For dinner I buy about a pound of that 96% fat free hamburger and cook up 3/4 off it and eat it with no bun and just ketchup. Or else chicken breast anything without too much fat or bread.

 

I eat way too much shrimp. Its cheap here. I do not fry it, but I think it is still not great for you. I also love Chinese buffets about once a week. Oh well.

Barry

 

Sorry, that was directed at Bungle

 

I was just reading an article the other day saying that Medicaid will pay for bariatric surgery to reduce the size of the stomach surgically if the patient documents unsuccessful wight loss "therapy" and show that they were nvolved in a non-surgical medical treatment for obesity for at least eight months and sees a shrink and supplies medical records. According to the article for peole wighting more than 500 pounds surger "may be the only real option". It was saying that people weighing that much have "terrible knees, hips and backs" as well as the obvious strains on the heart because it has to pump so hard to supply the fat tissue with blood. Also their is the increased risk of sleep disorders, ulcerations, diabetes, cancers, stroke, hear attack.

 

My wife had gastric bypass about 10 months ago. She lost 120 lbs in the first 8 months, and now looks great. I have her permission to post before and after pictures soon, so stay tuned.

Barry

 

I got REALLY fat during my pregnancy ...I gained 70 pounds and was bigger than I'd ever been in my life- And the whole time I was freaking and everyone told me I'd lose it all after I had my child- Well, guess what? I didn't- and I packed around 70 pounds for a whole year she was born- ( it really gave me a humbling insight into what an overweight person goes through) ...then I got a used Nordic Track - those fuckers WORK. At first, I was so out of shape I could only do FIVE minutes-but after about 10 days I was up to 45 minutes, then an hour; I really like Nordic Tracks because you can exercise without having to leave the house: I'd just turn on the T.V. and before I knew it, an hour would be over- Now, don't let me mislead you: you're going to sweat like a Mofo, and it's not going to be easy- At first- but after awhile, you'll be in better shape than ever... and I haven't gained any weight back and I no longer use it...that pic was taken 2 years after my girl was born (she's five now). Also , exercising like that you don't really have to worry about what you eat, which is a plus for me because I love to cook and I eat like a pig.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

 

accually, I lost quit a bit of wieght recently, switching to a high fiber diet. Ill do the gastric bypass, if the doctor will put in some 10 guage iercings or something we can show off witrh xrays

 

Masterbation burns plenty-o calories, let me tell ya.

As long as you don't eat your ejaculate though, then it's a almost-no-sum game.

 

Ingesting half a gramme of speed every day does wonders for the waistline...

 

fuck speed..send me an 8ball of crack. never mind the pipe..I will just break an antenna off someone's car. thanks for the help in advance. 8)

 

Not too fat, though I am a bastard as I was born outside the sacred union of marriage.

 

That's okay, you are in good company..my son is technically a 'bastard' too..although I did manage to trick the beaurocratic bullshit powers that be and still gave him his dad's given name.

He's got three things from his Dad..his looks (lord help the ladies, at age 12 he's already as much a charmer as his father was!) his blood, and his name. It may not be much, but he does have that.

And my love.