I now have a licence to.......

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Scrawine, Jul 25, 2001.

  1. Scrawine

    Scrawine New Member

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    KICK ASS!
    Just wanted to let ye know that I
    passed my grading in kickboxing and
    have recieved my licence to kick ass.
    How fucking cool is that!!??
    Think I'll give the kneecapping a rest for a while now
     
  2. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    OOH! girl, you rock...now all u need is a license to castrate.
     
  3. Richard Cranium

    Richard Cranium New Member

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    Lick Boxing? Is that some kinda dike degree?

    Just askin'.
     
  4. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Richard Cranium:
    Lick Boxing? Is that some kinda dike degree?

    Just askin'.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    maybe u have a degree in lick boxing, dumbass
     
  5. Richard Cranium

    Richard Cranium New Member

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    Oh, I do.

    Sorry kitana, did that dike comment strike a nerve? Maybe that's why your still a virgin!
    Are you a closet dike? Tell us we'll understand. Come out of the closet. They do have closets in your trailer don't they?
     
  6. Scrawine

    Scrawine New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 666kitana999:
    OOH! girl, you rock...now all u need is a license to castrate.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Where can I do that? Is there a School of Kitana???
    How long will it take for me to be fully qualified??
     
  7. Scrawine

    Scrawine New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    they don't? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I'd say they do. There's nothing like a good shagging after a fight. Fight first fuck later!!
    It's even better if you can do it while still sweaty from the fight
     
  8. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    ok, nevermind about the fighting and the fucking, u guys do it however u want...

    learning to castrate is easy, but we need some uh, volunteers
     
  9. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Scrawine:
    I'd say they do. There's nothing like a good shagging after a fight. Fight first fuck later!!
    It's even better if you can do it while still sweaty from the fight
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ...it's better still not to bother waiting for fight to end before fucking commences.
     
  10. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Richard Cranium:
    Oh, I do.

    Sorry kitana, did that dike comment strike a nerve? Maybe that's why your still a virgin!
    Are you a closet dike? Tell us we'll understand. Come out of the closet. They do have closets in your trailer don't they?
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    sex and fighting dont go together
    i am no closet dyke! i like guys and dick...just dont care for them at the moment.
    my HOUSE has a closet in my room, i dont need to hide in there, i hide under my bed
     
  11. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 666kitana999:

    sex and fighting dont go together
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    they don't?
     
  12. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    ...it's better still not to bother waiting for fight to end before fucking commences. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    hmmph.. stop revealing our boudoir habits to the forum
     

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