So last night I’m pretty wasted and I stumble to bed at around 2am. I wake up around 4am and I see a pare of Teeth floating, so I should “Freeze Nigger” and jumped up and put the lights on ready to jump the nigger and kill him... So the light goes on and to my amazement, the nigger has wings!! So I figures its not everyday you see a nigger with wings, so I didn’t kill him and he told me that I had to do a good deed everyday for the rest of my life... He didn’t tell me what would happen if I didn’t, but if he went through all that trouble of coming to visit me he must’ve been pretty serious... So anyway, the nigger with wings tells me that I gots to do a good deed everyday for the rest of my life, and then a big light and he is gone.... Next thing I know I’m downstairs asleep on the coach in the living room. I think to myself “dayum, i must’ve been really fuckin wasted if I saw nigger angels” and thought nothing of it until i looked down on the floor and saw a white feather!! .. And then all day today I’ve been putting it in the back of my head but I keep getting hints dropped everywhere. Like I was watching Jerry Springer and the show was called “not one good deed in 10 years”.. I flip over to a movie channel and it’s the US Top 10 and they are rating MR. DEEDS! Then my mom is all talking about how I shouldn’t smoke weed, and weed rhymes with deed right? Then my brother comes in and tells her “it’s GOOD WEED” good weed, GOOD DEED... Then I sign on here and a pop up comes up saying “DO YOUR GOOD DEED NOW BY CLICKING HERE!” I click on it and it takes me to a website about Angels, and how evil people get one last chance at getting into heaven if they do good deeds everyday for the rest of their life.. I went to go on the site again to show my brother, BUT IT WASN’T THERE ANYMORE! So I need your help, I need you to tell me what Good Deeds I could do today... All this thinking is hard, I normally only think when I take a poo... So I need your help. Thanks.
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: good deeds, pay to bumbs to fight to the deagth<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Thanks for reminding me...I meant to mail off an order for the Bumfights DVD today.
send me a carton of cigarettes every month Andy Gunnip Cathlamet Wa 98612 that should keep the nigger fairy off yer back
