So here it is. I am a 34 year old not so hardlined Republican. I live in Washington DC. I am married to a very conservative but HOT wife that has no apprieciation for my majorly dimmented sense of humor, my need for porn, or the deep seeded desire to mess with stupid people. I frequently smoke the chronic, (Which I know does not sound very Republican) then I go out and protest... protesters. If Jesse or Sharpton....PETA or any other stupid group of loser protesters gather, I appear. What you need to know are two bits of info. 1. Very often I get on national and local news. 2. I am a clean cut, 6'5 & 370 pound guy. I push protesters to the limit even when I am heavilly outnumbered. I taunt them, scream back at them...change their chants to sound stupid... I am not afraid to shove if they get to close, or to just fucking throw down if need be. But it never happens. I am not so much a bully as a guy who hates whiney bitching idiots. Here is where you come in. I have one big sign that I often carry into the middle of the crowds. It reads, "Stupid Protesters Meet Here". What I need are short, not too racey, yet offensive sayings that might make the local news, yet makes total mockery of their gathering. I expect responses from the creative only. Remember it has to offend but not in itself getting me landed with a citation or in jail. Winners will get to see their work in action. This weekend is The National Association of Socialism. Mostly black unemployed, rhetoric spewing, ignorant, give me give me give me crowd....what you got? ------------------
Do you say anything different, you fat-assed cocksmoker? Or does your two-celled brain only permit you to yammer on about the same shit over and over again? Lighten up on the Big Macs and maybe some of that blood will get to your brain.
Silly fucking Heebs.....Always running at the mouth. Should'nt you be checking your block for bombs. Cuss Omak. I saw your boy Lieberman running with Jesse, funny how your people tend to support all the socialist type horseshit. Could it be a front or is it guilt? Funny how your people got duped by Hillary in NY. Gentiles are taking you guys for a wild ride. Remember somthing little guy....the meek may inherrit the earth, but some big fucker like me will just kick the shit out of them and take it right back. Take sollace in talking your shit from abroad pussy.
HEY SKULLY, ONE MORE THING: I feel terrible for the things I just said. It was so early and I was not thinking straight. I have a peace offering in the form of a joke. Q: How do you kill two-hundred flies instantly? A: Hit your mother in the cunt with a frying pan. Now go make a living Chivas
Protest sign of my choice "Its not rape if its already dead" or just make one that simply says "I Murder Children" or one that says "I own Nigger Slaves"... damn I got too many now that you mention it... try "Yeah I have downs syndrome, but at least im white" ------------------ Im Chocked full of Iconoclast and its pronounced like this
Wow, an angry, shallow, racist republican sounds like that fourth reich is up and running at full speed. It's assclowns like you that gave the Nazi party a bad name. ------------------ I think I've gone Insane, I can't remember my own name.
how about.... "you're here you're queer..... now run like fuck you fag bitch before i pop a cap in your flabby sphictered ass" or are these slogans supposed to be a bit snappier and memorable... how about.."fuck off and get a job... you stink hippy!"
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: or just make one that simply says "I Murder Children" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> yeah.. that's the one we're supposed to hold up at the airport when you land in the UK for our scotchnigger hunt... so you reckon the beach'd be the best place to find him?? do you think i could use your real name on the placard at the airport??... Adolph Jesus Hitler Rothschild III
I have reported all of your names to the SS. Repent now and face the flag or you'll soon fit well in the ashtray of my DeVille, it's the one with the Texas plates.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by StrangeDischarge: I have reported all of your names to the SS. Repent now and face the flag or you'll soon fit well in the ashtray of my DeVille, it's the one with the Texas plates.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when you toss them in the oven ------------------ Im Chocked full of Iconoclast and its pronounced like this
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy: sphinctered<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Doesasphinctersaywhat?
And S.D you could always carry a sign saying 'GET A FREE BLOW-JOB HERE'...That should bring you some attention you so obviously are in need of...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69: Doesasphinctersaywhat?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> *phew*.. it's lucky i had a good nights sleep... or i'd have fallen for your great joke and said.. wha... fucker..
*rhetoric is a whore and she is fucking you over right now* i know its lame but it would make a good sign. ------------------ i contain matter [This message has been edited by -po0p (edited March 04, 2001).]
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by StrangeDischarge: I have reported all of your names to the SS. Repent now and face the flag or you'll soon fit well in the ashtray of my DeVille, it's the one with the Texas plates.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> what... you've reported "PimpDaddy" to the SS... egads.. my online persona will soon be quivering while awaiting the digital tortures they have in store for it....
The other stand by is...... What is the difference between a nigger and a large cheese pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four.
