I need a new girlfriend, someone to keep me out of trouble..

fuck today, Im going back to bed....

 

I could keep you out of trouble
by keeping you in bed all the time!!
Care to give it a go??

 

sure great.... living sucks

 

I'm sure I could change your mind about that!
I'm great in bed-so I've been told anyway.
I'm sure I could put a smile on your face.

 

What is this thing you call "smile?"

 

After I give you the best blow-job-EVER.
You'll know what a smile is!!
Wanna try it?

 

yes I do... beter do it soon.. Im taking my county paid vaction in a week..

 

Can I come too??
If you let me come I'll cum for you
plllllllllleeeeeeeaaaaaaaassssseeeeeeeee

 

Wouldn?t it be cool if you two could video that for us and send it in so Harlan and the rest us can enjoy it?
Or this is even a better idea, I live close to IMC, let ME run the video....ill even throw in some cheesy 70?s music in the background to make it more authentic


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Hey socks...

Who are you going to commision to do the classically crap dubbing???

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The secret to a long & happy life is to always let the wind go free!!

 

thats a good Idea.. I got an afro on my nuts

 

back to my problem.. I need a fucking new girlfriend


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Im Chocked full of Iconoclast and its pronounced like this

 

Simple solution I.M.C.
Do as I do.get a big bag of sweets and hang around outside your local Primary school/kindagarten(whatever)at closing time.If you've got the right sweets it never fails.

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WOULD YOU LIKE A SWEETIE LITTLE BOY?

 

Pokemon cards work better

 

Today is sponsored by the letters T&A, and the numbers 6 and 9, now welcome to Mr. IMC?s neighborhood.

 

A new girlfriend! Ha...

As if that would make a difference...

Unless you are a closet submissive IMC.. then...maybe...just maybe.