I need a bigger office....

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by phatboy, Aug 7, 2006.

  1. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    I think I have finally gotten to a point whre my office is too small. That or I need a lot bigger desk.....

     
  2. MAJ Havoc

    MAJ Havoc Active Member

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    Did you take this photo from the toilet in your "office"?
     
  3. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    If I had a toilet in my office I would never leave it during the day.....
     
  4. MAJ Havoc

    MAJ Havoc Active Member

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    Maybe you need to go vertical. Double-decker desk, chair with a scissor-lift, you're in bid-ness.
     
  5. headee

    headee New Member

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    at least you don't have mapquest directions to my house up on your monitor. stalker.
     
  6. phatboy

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    I dont need mapquest to find the homeless shelter.


    Plus there is still room under my desk for you.

    I think your knee pads are still around here somewhere......
     
  7. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Nice av, headee. Are they your tits, or do you have your arms folded under your t-shirt?
     
  8. headee

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    that's all real boobage. i took the picture myself, so there's no way they could be my arms.
     
  9. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    I don't believe you. PM me nude pics immediately.
     
  10. headee

    headee New Member

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    i don't want to make phatboy jealous.
     
  11. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    OK, post them here for everyone, instead.
     
  12. headee

    headee New Member

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    no--just ask phatboy to post his nudes. his man boobs might even be bigger than my woman boobs.
     
  13. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    ( o )( o ) ?
     
  14. headee

    headee New Member

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    phatboy:

    ( o V o )
     
  15. headee

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    damn it, that didn't show up the way it was suppossed to... nevermind. bye.
     
  16. DrBungle

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  17. phatboy

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    headee - Im sure there are very few people on here who havent seen nudes of you....http://www.dumpstersluts.com .... Look in the forum. You are suprisingly limber to be so short.....
     
  18. DrBungle

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    Why would short people be less limber?
     
  19. phatboy

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    Well with short arms and legs it would be tough to be as limber as a taller individual with the same weight/girth configuration. The longer appendages give the appearance of being more limber. If her leg isnt long enough to reach behind her head than no matter what she does, it just wont reach. A taller person doesnt have to combat those issues.

    That's all.
     
  20. headee

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    my legs reach behind my head.
     

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