I may have to start talking like a retard soon....

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Ulfur Engil, May 25, 2003.

  1. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    ....If this goddamned ear infection doesn't go away.

    I will lose half of my hearing, and then will have to start screaming incomprehensible shit like Hellen Keller did.

    (Well, probably not. But the ear infection is still fucking annoying).
     
  2. unlimited-time

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    You got yellow goo dripping from your ear yet?
     
  3. Icenhour

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    get some Antibiotics... soon... prolonged ear inections CAN lead to deafness and surgery.
    Ear ya go....
     
  4. Ulfur Engil

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    No yellow shit coming out....although, there is a bit of blood in there. It's almost as if I got punched in the side of the head.

    I will see a doctor in the next couple of days.
     
  5. Nauseous

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    you better go soon... you could get bacterial meningitis and die
     
  6. Ulfur Engil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    you better go soon... you could get bacterial meningitis and die<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Meningitis....it's gas treatment for my car-ride to Hell....
     
  7. Lomotil

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    Just be a big boy and swallow the nice pink syrup...
     
  8. Nauseous

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    Prolly still hasn't made a doctor's appointment yet... typical male...
     
  9. Ulfur Engil

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    Actually, I found out what was causing it.

    I had an abrasion on the inside of my ear which bled a bit, and that mixed with the earwax...so I ended up having a waxy scab blocking my eardrum.

    It looked a little like those bugs that Khan put into the crewmembers ears in Star Trek II (and, about as messy...).
     
  10. Nauseous

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    I know abrasions aren't too hard to come by (especially with my clumsy ass), but how the hell did you get one in your ear? Skull fucking?
     
  11. Ulfur Engil

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    It was from getting some dead skin out of my ear, when the instrument slipped a bit.

    I remember doing that; I thought at first that I ruptured my eardrum, but then my roommate, bless her soul, found the gash.
    That hurt like a motherfucker, too.
     
  12. Nauseous

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    WTF were you using? A steak knife?
     
  13. Ulfur Engil

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    It was one of the jewelry-making files (which looks like a really skinny nail file...my roomie makes jewelry).

    I sterilized it, and while using it, my arm slipped and behold, blood was coming out of my ear.
    Sometimes I am a fucking genius.
     
  14. ratatouille

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    i bet it was that jew you're banging. i think its your punishment for crossing over. now repent and bang a nice German girl like you're sposed to. mmmmkay?
     
  15. Ulfur Engil

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    You may be right...but knowing what you know about me, this is one of those things that is so fucking perverse that it is great.

    (Let's not give away too much, though...we need to leave some mystery so that people will fork out money to Felcher to read all about it in the member forums).
     
  16. ratatouille

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    hey, at least i am still wearing red white and blue.
     
  17. Cinna

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil:
    It was one of the jewelry-making files (which looks like a really skinny nail file...my roomie makes jewelry).

    I sterilized it, and while using it, my arm slipped and behold, blood was coming out of my ear.
    Sometimes I am a fucking genius.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    Ew. Do you have pics of this incident?
     
  18. Ulfur Engil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:
    hey, at least i am still wearing red white and blue. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well, I still have my red, white, and black on...and if I may say so myself, I look good.
     

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