I made a super industrial hot sauce today

with a cup of whole habearios as the base. its ungodly hot, and i have the worlds worst, loudest, stinkiest, obnoxious farts. happy birthday jeff

 

Today isn't my birthday. Why is it that every post you make lately is about your bowels or your digestive system?

 

Digestive System? Digessstivvve System?!! Think yer too good for us is that it?! What'd I tell you about trying to act like your hot shit usin them big words. Jeff!!! Godamnit!!!

 

because my life is that boring. Man you got to catch a whiff of this. i had no idea capsicum had that much of an effect. Heh now I do.

 

Anyone want the recipie for my garden ungodly hot sauce? I tentatively named it "Dwaine Scums 3rd Degree chemical burn sauce/paste. It's tasty if you get past the "OH MY FUCKING GOD WHEN DOES IT STOP BURNING? MY ASSHOLE WON'T CLOSE!!!!"

 

That sounds like an average monday around here...

 

I used to eat Texas Pete and popcorn a lot.

 

I didn't know you were in prison, Schmed...

 

sauce is only good when your eyes start to bleed.

 

You'd be surprised how many prostitutes I hear that from...

 

Don't blame the hot sauce, Bowling Pin Boy.

 

What's the difference between hot peppers and dead hookers?

I cry when I chop up peppers.