I love

They are nice, problem is after you've eaten them your fingers smell like they've been rummaging around a sweaty minge.

In my opinion anyway.

 

I'd hate to see the women you go out with for their minge to smell like fish, mine on the other hand is always fresh and clean and never fishy.

 

Mmmm *Mouth waters*

 

Because of the thought of them crisps or the thought of a womans minge that smells like fish?

 

the bacon variety also rock!

 

Hmmm... bacon flavour minge, now yer talkin..

 

No. Because of the thought of a 'fresh and clean' minge...

*Does a bad 'Homer drooling' impression*

 

First IMC and his bacon-eating/fucking-escapade... Now bacon-flavored minge?

I think I'm beginning to see a pattern here... :shock:

 

that sounds about as appetizing as "Clamato" drink. *shivers*

 

Clamoto remnds me of eating a chick out while shes on the rag

 

Put a brillo pad on the top of the glass and it's even more like the real thing...

 

two words: clam dip.