I LOVE telemarketers

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by BIGMAMA, Jan 16, 2010.

  1. BIGMAMA

    BIGMAMA New Member

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    just got a call from an alarm company... let her go say the full offer ... " we will throw in a free alarm, free gift certificate to Home Depot, and free something else...( I forgot ) " I said "how about free cunnilingus" She said hold on let me check with my supervisor .. then I got disconnected .
     
  2. Cydonia

    Cydonia New Member

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    Good one. Next time ask her if she'll throw in free fellatio.
     
  3. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    I get calls from these scammers trying to act like they are your 'ink supplier' at work. They'll call and be like, "This is the company that handles the supplies for your printer. I'm just calling to verify your copier." So I ask what company they are with over and over and the won't tell me and hang up. What they do is get the employee to tell them what the copier is and then they as for the office manager's name and they call back about a week later and say they are confirming the order that so and so made for ink for the copier. They're called toner phoners and I reported one of them to the FTC.

    I also get relay calls. Those are always scams... nigerians trying to use stolen cc information. They want to buy a bunch of shit for a church in like Alaska and overpay on the cc and have you send them the difference in the form of a check. It's hilarious how fucking retarded these people are.
     
  4. Joeslogic

    Joeslogic Active Member

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    Yeah I've got them on the phone on a day when I was bored and just strung them along for the fun of it. Most of the time I despise them but in this work atmosphere I figure there are likely a few who took the job out of desperation. So I just hang up. Supposed to be on the do not call list. :rolleyes:
     

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