I just saw a woman with two lazy eyes

I was too horrified to laugh. strange

 

Maybe one was exactly where it was supposed to be and the other one was lazy.

 

Was she guarding Barry's ferns?

 

You've lived in NC how long and that is the first time you've seen such a thing?

 

no, not the first time, Just he fist time I couldn't openly laugh in her face

 

When it's family, it's often more difficult to see the humor.

 

obviously you have never been to one of my family reunions. There are two extremes, Christian, and I just pissed my pants because I am drunk.

 

No but now, I definately will attend one. Can you make sure your drunk christian family member with the two lazy eyes is there, that would take the day from great to spectacular.

 

It's hard to talk to people like that. Especially when their eyes twitch. I focus on their eyebrows.

 

I don't see the difference.

 

I'll drink to that!

 

At least wit two bad eyes you dont try to look at them, it makes you wonder why they cant get that straightened out. I have 2nd nephew that had a weak eye, but they just put a patch over his good eye and in months it was stronger and you couldnt notice the lazy one. of course he was like 6 when they did that so there may be an advantage of catching it when they are small

 

So do the people with the lazy eye see any differently? I've never asked. I know a guy with one and I can't tell if he's looking at me or to my left and the other one is just "accidentally" in my direction. I try to stare at the bridge of his nose. Anyone familar with lazy eye protocol?

 

Yeah, it's best to reserve those knee-jerk impulses until after the doctor does the prostate exam...

 

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060703054303AAdBM3W

 

"Hey. want me to smack you in the face until your eyes align properly?"

 

I've got a lazy eye.

Fucking asshole never looks for a job. :-\