After all these months of trying.... I finally got some! Of course... things didn't go as planned. She was cumming just two minutes after I went down on her. Then she just didn't act as excited for the rest. Oh well. I'll do it worse next time.
Congratulations, Mein Freund. So, she is a gusher, is she? Well, that can be a good thing...at least you know you will never disappoint her in bed.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote Got it made. The perfect woman as far as I'm concerned...
Did she like it???? As long as the whole experienc was good for her......you'll probably get more! At least you didn't shoot early!
Ok. Next problem. This girl doesn't do the "semen in the mouth" thing. How do I convince her to do it? She already told me if I don't warn her and shoot off in her mouth that she will bite my dick off. That's not cool. Cause even if it doesn't fall off... I'll wish it had. So ladies... what do I do? I know a guy had to persuade you once.
She's probably had a bad experience of it shooting her in the back of the throat causing the gag reflex to kick in, tell her if she puts her tongue up as u cum it'll fill her mouth without causing her wanting to throw-up.Also one stage at a time tell her you dont mind her spitting it out...swallowing takes lots of gifts
Can't you just beg and plead!?!?!?! Please let me cum in your mouth! Well ask her why she won't. If she says its the taste then I think your screwed. Unless she still dosen't know you can spit. That or you need some pills that will make your cum taste sweet.
Pissin' sipmle answer is... *dun dun duuuuuuh* Refuse to go down on her because..... You don't like fish... you have a weak tounge... It's not fair that you have to suck up her sexual juice but she wont return the favour.... *add your own excuse* With me and my little Psycho I always swallow when he pushes my head south... thats cos I like pleasing him (and I love it when he calls me a dirty slut when I come up with cum all..... erm never mind ) Thats shocked me Im afraid.... what sort of sexual retard doesn't swallow...?
On second thought... fuck this bitch. I hate to say this.... but Wank is right. What kind of stupid fucking bitch doesn't take it in the mouth? Must be the same kind of bitch that won't kiss her man in public. Just another excuse to be a fucking nutcase. I'm done with this shit. Fuck her AND her non-cum soaked Pipe-smoker. I'm just gonna go find a chick who loves to suck cock and take my entire pint of semen in her cum-dumpster. The way every little cock craving slut should take it.
It's been my experience that not all semen tastes the same... I dated a guy for two years and everytime I had to swallow, I dry-heaved directly after. His was the worst. I'm getting sick to my stomach just thinking about it. The next guy I dated, I could swallow and it didn't make me sick. He just made me sick because he was a stupid fucking piece of shit. His social security number is: 304941... wait, can I go to jail for that shit? I'm not swallowing anymore. I'm not sucking dick anymore. I'm saving my jaws for the Rev.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: On second thought... fuck this bitch. I hate to say this.... but Wank is right. What kind of stupid fucking bitch doesn't take it in the mouth? Must be the same kind of bitch that won't kiss her man in public. Just another excuse to be a fucking nutcase. I'm done with this shit. Fuck her AND her non-cum soaked Pipe-smoker. I'm just gonna go find a chick who loves to suck cock and take my entire pint of semen in her cum-dumpster. The way every little cock craving slut should take it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yeah, more power to ya... In this world of equal rights an' everything, its only fair that you should be able to watch some dirty ho lick your cum of her chin.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: On second thought... fuck this bitch. I hate to say this.... but Wank is right. What kind of stupid fucking bitch doesn't take it in the mouth? Must be the same kind of bitch that won't kiss her man in public. Just another excuse to be a fucking nutcase. I'm done with this shit. Fuck her AND her non-cum soaked Pipe-smoker. I'm just gonna go find a chick who loves to suck cock and take my entire pint of semen in her cum-dumpster. The way every little cock craving slut should take it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> FUCKIN CHILL DUDE! DAMN!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: On second thought... fuck this bitch. I hate to say this.... but Wank is right. What kind of stupid fucking bitch doesn't take it in the mouth? Must be the same kind of bitch that won't kiss her man in public. Just another excuse to be a fucking nutcase. I'm done with this shit. Fuck her AND her non-cum soaked Pipe-smoker. I'm just gonna go find a chick who loves to suck cock and take my entire pint of semen in her cum-dumpster. The way every little cock craving slut should take it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg: This girl doesn't do the "semen in the mouth" thing. How do I convince her to do it?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> don't even try dude... shoot it up her ass then make her suck the shit off your dick... doesn't even sound to me that she deserves the respect involved in the "oops" manoeuvre....
