I just fucked Nauseous for 8 hours straight...

in this dream I had...

 

That is really sumfin else man. Do you want this dream to come true?

I had a dream that Cheese and I were gonna go golfing and he had on plaid pants. He showed up in a Mercedes convertable. Somehow I got wet and we never ended up golfing because I couldn't seem to find any dry clothes. Uhm. And that's the end.

 

I had a dream like last week where me and my friend were at school, and the next thing you know, fucking JETS are flying over us and everyone is lying on the ground on the field watching them, and then I leave with my friends and Im walkin up the street talking to him about going to the liquor store and then this lady from the elderly home behind us follows us and says "THANKS. THANKS. THANKS" Like 20 times, in a monotone robotic voice, and my and my friend were cracking up. When I woke up, I said WHAT THE FUCK?! ANd I tried to go back to sleep to kill the lady, but I couldn't. Oh well.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Gladamere Stroganoff:
in this dream I had... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Did you have a huge tube of KY in this dream?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
Did you have a huge tube of KY in this dream?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, a harpoon.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fuck:
I had a dream like last week where me and my friend were at school, and the next thing you know, fucking JETS are flying over us and everyone is lying on the ground on the field watching them, and then I leave with my friends and Im walkin up the street talking to him about going to the liquor store and then this lady from the elderly home behind us follows us and says "THANKS. THANKS. THANKS" Like 20 times, in a monotone robotic voice, and my and my friend were cracking up. When I woke up, I said WHAT THE FUCK?! ANd I tried to go back to sleep to kill the lady, but I couldn't. Oh well.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You should lay off'a the opium.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rattila the braindead hun:
No, a harpoon. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


FUCK! I DID IT AGAIN! IGNORE ME! JUST IGNORE ME!

 

Really... just chew some gum instead.

And no KY - but I did have a nice tattered blanket with a few holes in it...

 

I had a dream that "George" from Seinfeld cockblocked me when I was getting ready to fuck this Connie Selica looking chick. I was so pissed when I woke up that I jerked off and wrote Jason Alexander some hate mail.

 

I had a dream where Nauseous sucked my dick for 13 minutes... ...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
I had a dream where Nauseous sucked my dick for 13 minutes... ...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Let me guess...the other 7 hours and 47 minutes she spent trying to coax it to get big enough to cross the 'threshold' of her lips???

 

LMAOOOOO!!!

 

Cock-blocked by George?
Aww man,that reallllyy sucks.

 

oh.. i thought she spent the other 7 hours 47 minutes being.. erm.. nauseous..

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by pimpchichi:
oh.. i thought she spent the other 7 hours 47 minutes being.. erm.. nauseous..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


EH???She was Nauseous,the whole way through!?!!

 

yeah but there's nauseous and nauseous... she was nauseous

 

Nauseous and nauseous... *cough*

 

*Plays with his little thingy*

 

And I spent the other 7 hours 47 minutes asleep.

 

nauseous has never featured in any of my fugly dreams... i'm just lucky i guess