I just dreamt that I could suck my own dick...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Lomotil, Sep 21, 2002.

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  1. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:

    uhm, i think they were gay to begin with but didnt know it until i abused them a little. i havent actually "turned" anybody gay. this guy speaks French, so he might already be queer. i shouldnt be mean, he's a sweetie.     <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well, I am sure that if you asked Grace about Will, she would call him a sweetie, too.
     
    Ulfur Engil, Sep 23, 2002
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  2. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    oh yay! he wears tiny underpants too!!
     
    ratatouille, Sep 23, 2002
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  3. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    I suppose i should post the handy bendy civil servant guy...
     
    Nursey, Sep 23, 2002
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  4. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    who does? me?
     
    Dwaine Scum, Sep 23, 2002
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  5. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    i dont know, do ya?
     
    ratatouille, Sep 23, 2002
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  6. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:
    oh yay! he wears tiny underpants too!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Yeah,he's gay.Very very gay...
     
    GreenAppleSplatters, Sep 23, 2002
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  7. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters:
    Yeah,he's gay.Very very gay...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    but....but...but.. he's a European! they wear tiny underwear overthere. damn it all! i'll ask him if he can suckle his own penis next time i see him, en française so he understands.
     
    ratatouille, Sep 23, 2002
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  8. stymie

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    Sorry rat but tiny underwear absoluteley sucks. It is so embarassing constantly adjusting your balls to fit into something that will not hold balls. Especially in company. If your man is comfortable in these overpriced rediculous undergarments, I take my pouch no, thong no HAT off to him!
     
    stymie, Sep 23, 2002
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  9. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Salvage:
    Maybe next time I'll stick a cucumber in my mouth, close my eyes, and pretend...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    lomo!.. practising fellatio on vegetables is gay, very very fucking gay!!!... jesus christ i wanna slap you for saying that
     
    pimpchichi, Sep 23, 2002
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  10. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Don't you think slapping him defeats the purpose?
     
    Nauseous, Sep 23, 2002
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  11. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote
    Not that beautiful, we divorced 7 years later! Woohoo!
     
    Tojo Burbage, Sep 24, 2002
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  12. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    I think it rather enhances the moment and adds a certain piquancy...
     
    Tojo Burbage, Sep 24, 2002
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  13. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ~pimpchichi~:
    lomo!.. practising fellatio on vegetables is gay, very very fucking gay!!!... jesus christ i wanna slap you for saying that<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You're just mad because I thought about it first...
     
    Lomotil, Sep 24, 2002
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  14. ratatouille

    ratatouille New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by IMC hates you:
    no I don't.. you know I like to let my cock swing<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    i was too busy trying to fit the mouth guard in place so you wouldnt bust my teeth out, so i dont remember what/if you had underpants. oh and btw, thanks for the free tonsilectomy. i dont snore anymore.
     
    ratatouille, Sep 24, 2002
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  15. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:
    i dont know, do ya?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    no I don't.. you know I like to let my cock swing
     
    Dwaine Scum, Sep 24, 2002
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