I just dreamt that I could suck my own dick...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Lomotil, Sep 21, 2002.

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  1. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    It was incredible! I'm going to go try it now!
     
    Lomotil, Sep 21, 2002
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  2. kat

    kat New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Salvage:
    It was incredible! I'm going to go try it now! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    God luck!!!!
     
    kat, Sep 21, 2002
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  3. kat

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by lil_devil:
    God luck!!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ....that was supposed to be good.....D'oh
     
    kat, Sep 21, 2002
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  4. theonlylivingboy

    theonlylivingboy New Member

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    and once you've got a taste for it you can come round and suck mine ya bitch.
     
    theonlylivingboy, Sep 21, 2002
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  5. SoCal Shortman

    SoCal Shortman New Member

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    Yea I had a dream you could suck your own dick too, what a fucking coincidence.
     
    SoCal Shortman, Sep 21, 2002
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  6. Nauseous

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Salvage:
    I just dreamt that I could suck my own dick...

    It was incredible! I'm going to go try it now! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Randal: An embolism in a pool.

    Dante: An embarrassing way to die.

    Randal: That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died.

    Dante: How'd he die?

    Randal: He broke his neck.

    Dante: That's embarrassing?

    Randal: He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
    Nauseous, Sep 21, 2002
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  7. Tojo Burbage

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    It's no big deal, I managed to do it years ago when I was slightly fitter (and less of a pork belt that I have now) after watching Ron Jeremy do it in one of his 'Art' films.

    It served a purpose once when a potential blow job was in the offing and their girl concerened said, "You wouldn't ask me to suck it if you knew what it tastes like" so I showed her.

    We got married 9 months later.
     
    Tojo Burbage, Sep 22, 2002
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  8. Tojo Burbage

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> I suppose i should post the handy bendy civil servant guy...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You supposed wrong, get that shit off!
     
    Tojo Burbage, Sep 23, 2002
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  9. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya C Fields:
    You supposed wrong, get that shit off!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Touched a nerve,Dubya?
     
    Nursey, Sep 23, 2002
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  10. Tojo Burbage

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    Not at all, just reminds me of when I was a young buck with a supple spine, and when other parts of my body never used to creak...
     
    Tojo Burbage, Sep 23, 2002
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  11. Cuntry Skank

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya C Fields:
    We got married 9 months later.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    that is really beautiful

    has anyone heard from lomo since his attempt

    he really shouldn't have tried that without someone there to dial 911

    maybe he was smart enough to do it on the floor
     
    Cuntry Skank, Sep 23, 2002
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  12. Lomotil

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    I never got around to trying, ended up just jerking off in the shower instead.

    Maybe next time I'll stick a cucumber in my mouth, close my eyes, and pretend...

     
    Lomotil, Sep 23, 2002
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  13. 1337

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    that chick loves her produce
     
    1337, Sep 23, 2002
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  14. Cuntry Skank

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lomo's Haus of Salvage:
    I never got around to trying, ended up just jerking off in the shower instead.

    Maybe next time I'll stick a cucumber in my mouth, close my eyes, and pretend...
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    soap is such a slut

    cucumber or pickle

    there is a big difference
     
    Cuntry Skank, Sep 23, 2002
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  15. Lomotil

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    There's just nothing quite like the feel of Dove soap on your intimates...

    Cucumber. I figure my dick wouldn't taste like pickle (Unless I just got done with a nasty hooker), so I'll stick with the pre-pickled cucumber.
     
    Lomotil, Sep 23, 2002
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  16. ratatouille

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    AHA!i was wondering why the guy i am seeing uses Dove! i just thought his English sucked and he didnt know how to pick soap. but NOW i know the truth! and no. he's not gay. yet...
     
    ratatouille, Sep 23, 2002
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  17. Ministersf

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya C Fields:
    It's no big deal, I managed to do it years ago when I was slightly fitter (and less of a pork belt that I have now) after watching Ron Jeremy do it in one of his 'Art' films.

    It served a purpose once when a potential blow job was in the offing and their girl concerened said, "You wouldn't ask me to suck it if you knew what it tastes like" so I showed her.

    We got married 9 months later.    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I was going to reply to this thread but I can't top that.
     
    Ministersf, Sep 23, 2002
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  18. Tojo Burbage

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    I have to admit I was stoned when I responded to the thread, and I instantly wish I hadn't written it, fuck. fuck, fuckity fuck...
     
    Tojo Burbage, Sep 23, 2002
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  19. Ulfur Engil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun:
    AHA!i was wondering why the guy i am seeing uses Dove! i just thought his English sucked and he didnt know how to pick soap. but NOW i know the truth! and no. he's not gay. yet...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You aren't so bad to men that you end up "turning them out", are you?
     
    Ulfur Engil, Sep 23, 2002
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  20. ratatouille

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil:
    You aren't so bad to men that you end up "turning them out", are you?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
    uhm, i think they were gay to begin with but didnt know it until i abused them a little. i havent actually "turned" anybody gay. this guy speaks French, so he might already be queer. i shouldnt be mean, he's a sweetie.
     
    ratatouille, Sep 23, 2002
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