I invite you all to shove a broken glass in my ugly fucking

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by geekboy, Mar 29, 2001.

  1. geekboy

    geekboy New Member

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    I would like to invite all members of fugly to put a glass into my ugly face. This will greatly improve my chances of not passing on my genes on to an innocent and receptive womb.
     
  2. snoodles

    snoodles New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by geekboy:
    I would like to invite all members of fugly to put a glass into my ugly face. This will greatly improve my chances of not passing on my genes on to an innocent and receptive womb.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Wouldn't you rather have my pee pee put in your face? Then we can snoodle after..YAY!
     
  3. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by geekboy:
    I would like to invite all members of fugly to put a glass into my ugly face. This will greatly improve my chances of not passing on my genes on to an innocent and receptive womb.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Who am I to argue? *smashes 40 oz bottle over your face*
     
  4. Biscuit Wise

    Biscuit Wise New Member

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    I'll put a glass in your face and twist it round 'n' round until you beg for salvation from Biezelbub.
     
  5. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by geekboy:
    This will greatly improve my chances of not passing on my genes on to an innocent and receptive womb.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ??? c'mon geek... wouldn't you find more success just castrating yourself??

    or getting us to do it of course... we'd do a damn fine job... i take it you want pain...
    hence why you came and asked for the glass/face thing...
    how's about if we rigged up a system.. with cheesewire and pullies and a bucket....

    we'd put the bucket and one end of the wire.. then thru a system of pullies to a loop wrapped around your scrotum... ..

    we'd get a hose and start filling the bucket with water.. as it fills it'll tighten the loop of cheesewire around your bollocks.. and eventually *snip* no chance at all of passing your genes onto any womb....

    of course we could make it more painful by rigging up a chain with the wire and wrapping that around the testes.. then as the bucket fills and the wire starts to slice.. the chain will be crushing your plums...

    and .. of course... we'd film it and post it in the new members only *really* sick vid section...
     
  6. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
    the new members only *really* sick vid section...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    errmm.. that was a hint *wink*wink*
     
  7. Clydie Scope

    Clydie Scope New Member

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    If you don't fancy the cheesewire geekboy...just pass me a couple of bricks!!!



    It would give me the greatest of pleasure.
     
  8. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by geekboy:
    This will greatly improve my chances of not passing on my genes on to an innocent and receptive womb.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Yeah,like you could get laid. HAHA!!
     
  9. kitana

    kitana New Member

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    *takes a pic of the damage after IMC smashed the 40 oz on your face*

    Geekboy, i know how to castrate, i can do it quickly so that you dont feel any pain, or i can do it slowly so that you feel the blade of my scalpel tear into your scrotal skin and feel when i scrape your testicle cord in two.
     

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