I have no idea why the hell I am even asking this....

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  1. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    ....Because I have already made up my mind about it.

    Since it is between paychecks, I need to be a bit more selective about my decisions. And right now it is between:

    -Renewing my membership

    OR

    -Taking an absolutely goddamned beautiful woman out for the weekend.

    Like I said, I already decided, and I think everyone would agree with my decision.
     
    Ulfur Engil, Jan 7, 2004
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  2. TimBoaT

    TimBoaT Member

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    well being more cost effective.. I'd go with option one.

    The Cost of Roofies has recently gone sky-high!
     
    TimBoaT, Jan 7, 2004
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  3. Psycho Bob

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    membership to what?
     
    Psycho Bob, Jan 7, 2004
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  4. Tojo Burbage

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil:
    ....Because I have already made up my mind about it.

    Since it is between paychecks, I need to be a bit more selective about my decisions. And right now it is between:

    -Renewing my membership

    OR

    -Taking an absolutely goddamned beautiful woman out for the weekend.

    Like I said, I already decided, and I think everyone would agree with my decision.    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You're a cunt for even asking mate.
     
    Tojo Burbage, Jan 7, 2004
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  5. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya:
    You're a cunt for even asking mate.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well, what would you do, Dub?

    (Maybe I just brought it up to rub it in...then I really AM a cunt. )
     
    Ulfur Engil, Jan 7, 2004
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  6. KaptainSkitzo

    KaptainSkitzo New Member

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    Well, post some pics of her.
     
    KaptainSkitzo, Jan 7, 2004
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  7. Tojo Burbage

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    Take an absolutely goddamned beautiful woman out for the weekend.

    I can't be any more specific Ulf lad

    Ya cunt.
     
    Tojo Burbage, Jan 8, 2004
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  8. Fugly

    Fugly Administrator Staff Member Fugly Staff

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil:
    ....Because I have already made up my mind about it.

    Since it is between paychecks, I need to be a bit more selective about my decisions. And right now it is between:

    -Renewing my membership

    OR

    -Taking an absolutely goddamned beautiful woman out for the weekend.

    Like I said, I already decided, and I think everyone would agree with my decision.    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Take the woman out for the weekend, you fucking homo.
     
    Fugly, Jan 8, 2004
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  9. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    What the fuck do you think I am doing, Martin?

    A hot piece of ass will always prevail over you.
     
    Ulfur Engil, Jan 8, 2004
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  10. Tojo Burbage

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    Hallelujah Brutha!

    *Gospel choir kicks off in background*
     
    Tojo Burbage, Jan 9, 2004
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  11. Fugly

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    Good. You might just have half a brain after all.
     
    Fugly, Jan 9, 2004
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  12. Dwaine Scum

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    are you ever going to answer my email?
     
    Dwaine Scum, Jan 9, 2004
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  13. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FUGLY:
    Good. You might just have half a brain after all.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    As Harlan has demonstrated...you only need half a brain to have a whole erection.
     
    Ulfur Engil, Jan 9, 2004
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  14. Ulfur Engil

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    And, I must say, after that weekend, I am infinitely more than glad that I made the right choice.

    Something is happening, folks.
     
    Ulfur Engil, Jan 12, 2004
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  15. Lomotil

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil:
    Something is happening, folks.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Relax... Pretty soon you're going to start noticing hair in funny places, too... Don't be alarmed...
     
    Lomotil, Jan 12, 2004
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  16. GreenAppleSplatters

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil:
    And, I must say, after that weekend, I am infinitely more than glad that I made the right choice.

    Something is happening, folks.    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    New pussy is always the best..
     
    GreenAppleSplatters, Jan 12, 2004
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  17. Tojo Burbage

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    Ain't that the truth. Also half the fun is in the chase....
     
    Tojo Burbage, Jan 13, 2004
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  18. Dwaine Scum

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dubya:
    Ain't that the truth. Also half the fun is in the chase....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Use a gun, fuck that chasing bullshit
     
    Dwaine Scum, Jan 13, 2004
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  19. Tojo Burbage

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    Threaten them with it or just give them a light flesh wound?

    Clarification please...
     
    Tojo Burbage, Jan 13, 2004
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  20. Dwaine Scum

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    Depends on my current mood...The vagina takes a couple of hours before it gets cold...
     
    Dwaine Scum, Jan 13, 2004
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