I have had food poisoning scince thursday...

Shitting anfd vomiting non-stop, man it sucks... Never eat potato salad at the Kenly truck stop in NC on HYW 95 (ATTN. Cheezedawg) Im going to sue those fuckers... they will pay for my hospitol bills, missed time from work, and my pain and suffering... On a slightly Ironic note, Martin told me tonight that he is dying from food posioning also, He ate some bad chinkity chinese food. So why don't you guys help him pay for a doctor visit to get meds... Visit http://www.tardsex.com/ and buy a membeship ytou ingrateful cocksuckers... anyway, I must go piss out my ass now....

 

damn, sorry you guys are sick. i got food poisoning from chink food too before. twice. specifically scallops. have some gatorade or something to rehydrate and if your rectum is really sore sometimes a little Vaseline applied to the area is soothing.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rattila the hon:
and if your rectum is really sore sometimes a little Vaseline applied to the area is soothing.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Too late for
that...

 

Sorry to hear you had such a shitty weekend.
Hope you feel better soon guys.

 

What the hell?! Chloroflora got food poisoning Saturday night from some chicken we had bought.

Maybe someone out there has been secretly tracking all of our food-purchasing habits and decided to contaminate everything we bought.

 

Did any of this food happen to have carrots in it?
*glances sideways at UT*

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil:
What the hell?! Chloroflora got food poisoning Saturday night from some chicken we had bought.

Maybe someone out there has been secretly tracking all of our food-purchasing habits and decided to contaminate everything we bought.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

goddamn taliban miltiant motherfuckers!!!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
Shitting anfd vomiting non-stop, man it sucks... Never eat potato salad at the Kenly truck stop in NC on HYW 95 (ATTN. Cheezedawg) Im going to sue those fuckers... they will pay for my hospitol bills, missed time from work, and my pain and suffering... On a slightly Ironic note, Martin told me tonight that he is dying from food posioning also, He ate some bad chinkity chinese food. So why don't you guys help him pay for a doctor visit to get meds... Visit http://www.tardsex.com/ and buy a membeship ytou ingrateful cocksuckers... anyway, I must go piss out my ass now....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey IMC. If you have a health food store nearby...activated charcoal capsules will help you recover much faster from your food poisoning. Also, so will some acidolphillus, which will help replace your friendly flora and speed your healing. Just thought I would pop out of lurkdom for that. Now back I go into the shadows. Hope you feel better.
~Lu

 

Well that was handy Jen...are you stalking IMC or something...fucking weirdo.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
goddamn taliban miltiant motherfuckers!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yup, that's the last fucking time we go out for "ethnic" food.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
Well that was handy Jen...are you stalking IMC or something...fucking weirdo. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I wasn't trying to be weird- honnestly.

Are you a scorpio nursey?

 

Luloo
Wank* is really gonna be jealous when she sees your chin. Are you really a midwife? do you have any pictures of live births to share?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by luloo:
I wasn't trying to be weird- honnestly.

Are you a scorpio nursey?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Hmmmm!

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratatouille:
Oh damn Nursey! I sorta figured that someone with such vicious and stinging comments had to be a scorp.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
...but no

 

That's just really creeped me out...to think some of the 2113 members of this forum just read these boards and never post a thing.

 

I'll bet at least one of the 2113 is dead.

(Not necessarily from food poisoning)

 

I only posted during the Great Hamster Offensive.

But now you are all boring the shit out of me, so I'm finding better things to do. Like re-grout the bathroom tile.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Carnal_Knowledge:
I only posted during the Great Hamster Offensive.

But now you are all boring the shit out of me, so I'm finding better things to do. Like re-grout the bathroom tile.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Ahhhh...i remember you!You were *really* fucking stupid and annoying and CRAP
Now get the fuck back out again...you smell worse than a festering Wank!

 

come re-grout my tile. I dare ya... Ill spray shit all over you

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Carnal_Knowledge:
I only posted during the Great Hamster Offensive,when all i had to do was churn out some angry sounding but worn out hollow insults,and almost every one was too distracted to notice me.

But now you all scare the shit out of me again, so I'm finding safer things to do. Like returning to the bathroom where i do most of my self neurosing,staring in the mirror trying to look assertive and mean.I'll still lurk in the sidelines where i can watch you all with fear,awe jealousy and adulation,and trembling,lick the bathroom tile i keep handy.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>