I HAVE A FUCKING COMPLAINT!!!!!

I hate my job!!!!!
I hate customers who have no idea what the hell they are doing and ask me stupid questions!!!! I would like to tell people that are totally computer illiterate they have no business trying to manage dedicated servers!!!!!!

 

so...what do u do?

 

I work for a company (who shall remain nameless right now) that leases dedicated servers to morons. I sit in a cubical, answering stupid questions over the phone and in a chat room, and post in this forum...... all day......

 

wow, i want a job like that...
what kind of experience do u need?

 

you need to be able to talk on the phone, sit in chatrooms, and post on forums.. it's your dream job kit

 

I guess I don't need to suggest watching Office Space, then?

 

We had a question today "do you need a computer to get on the internet?"................
with that question went all my hope for humanity.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
you need to be able to talk on the phone, sit in chatrooms, and post on forums.. it's your dream job kit<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>



<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Matthew:
We had a question today "do you need a computer to get on the internet?"................
with that question went all my hope for humanity.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

hmmmm, how did u answer that? not just what u said, i want to know what tone of voice u used.

 

Luckily i did not get that question. But the person in the cubical next to me did. I heard him hit mute and tell the lady she was a fucking moron. Then proceded to tell the lady that yes, you need a computer to get on the internet......
I think if i were to get the call i would probably make static noises, proceed to tell her that were breaking up and hang up.

 

Bloody good technical suppport you are..or whatever is it you do...you dont need a computer to access the internet what about TV set top box,WAP phones even the dream cast can get on the internet not all sites i agree but it can get you on there to get emails and stuff.So before you start slagging off the general public for being so stupid take a look in the mirror slap yourself in the head and say " fuck i'm the stupid one"

 

hey matt... please ignore kitana, she is "special**" if you know what I mean. If you answer her questions, she will pop up with 20 more inane retorhical questions of bullshit, that she could probly answer herself if she would real information already given to her, but like I said, she is "special**"

**retarded

 

at least i know how to spell

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
Bloody good technical suppport you are..or whatever is it you do...you dont need a computer to access the internet what about TV set top box,WAP phones even the dream cast can get on the internet not all sites i agree but it can get you on there to get emails and stuff.So before you start slagging off the general public for being so stupid take a look in the mirror slap yourself in the head and say " fuck i'm the stupid one" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

First of all numb-nuts, if you were to read above you would see that i lease DEDICATED SERVERS, we dont sell mario brothers access to play against 5 year olds on dream cast. We lease machines to web hosters. If you can telnet or ssh into a linux box with a dream cast or a WAP phone, then yes I am the stupid one. But if not you should fucking read the entire thread before you decide to go and post replies like this one.

 

The song on this site is "the jam"
I think unlimited-time will agree. http://www.angelfire.com/ga3/dreamcastsaves/index.html

 

And the video game god chimes in:

"...there's a shitload of things you can do with your Dreamcast, and there are folks working on Linux, as well..."

 

Wow, this is the first that I have been informed of this. I humbly accept to being ignorant. Now I will inform all my customers they can now manage their servers with a dreamcast if they choose.

 

Sure beats hooking up an Atari 800 and trying to code it in pseudo-BASIC...

 

procedure dont_even_think_youre_going_to_get_this_working(somthing:anything, please help me!)
begin
how the hell do i even think about making
a program that is designed to create
80x25 white letters on a black screen
and play 'breakout'
connect to a server that is 20 years
ahead of me(somehow);
end;

10 this will never fucking work
20 get a life
30 goto 10

 

UT sticks her two fingers up at Matthew the TWAT and humbly kisses lomos feet for getting her out of a sticky situation

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
UT sticks her two fingers up at Matthew the TWAT and humbly kisses lomos feet for getting her out of a sticky situation <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Fuck you... I was defending the DreamCast...