I have a complaint.

Women drivers.

Next thing you know, they're gonna want to vote.

 

Would this woman driver be the one from Texas you are stalking?

 

Nah...

and besides, I'm not stalking this person...

 

Ok. I'll be sure to repeat that when they question me.

 

That's a good girl... Now c'mere, I've got a treat for ya...

 

Don't do it. The last time a guy in a van offered me candy I woke up in Vegas.

 

Thank god for lonely truckers!

 

God had nothing to do with this unholy abomination.