I have 2 24 oz's of beers.

I hate the 6am BM, especially on the weekend. You will lay in bed till your stomach is cramping to try and not get out of bed.

I will get up at 6am to play golf though. (yes I know I am an old man)

 

I hate it too, but sometimes your stomach will rumble and you know you have no choice.

 

You mean the rumble where it sounds like someone pouring coke out of a two liter? Yea, that is an eerie feeling.

 

Im moving to huntingon beach in january, fair warning, if I see any of you assholes, Im shooting you in the face

 

Are you going to be on that show "John from Cincinnati"? Do they make a surfboard big enough for you? I know the last time I went snowboarding I got a 'Double-Wide' branded snowboard, but I think it was just a coincidence.....

 

Eww... population 189,594. That's about 189,590 more people than I would like.