I Hate

99% of everyone. I know this not a healthy outlook. But it is factual.

 

I'll drink to that asshole, btw it took me like 2 minutes to type this. 8)

 

So, I fall in the 1 % right? (I live close by, remember that.)

 

Unless you are asian I think you are damned with the rest of us.

 

Not asian.
Wait - he also likes prepubescent titties. Guess i'm out.

 

See, he likes small titted asian prepubscent girls.

 

Nah your in, and robman too, but thats only cause he is pretty much a small titted prepubescent asian girl.

 

*taps foot and waits....*

 

Five fags are sitting in a hot tub.
A cum bubble floats to the top of the water.
One fag says - Okay, who farted ?

 

Need I even say it!!!!??!!??!!

 

:idea: Chug a lug?

 

OMFG! YOU READ MY MIND!

*chuggggg uggggg*

(The sound of Nuer-isity choking on her own Bullshit!)

 

AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!! I know i touched a nerve, but pleeeeeeease!!!! Not Mr. Eggy-timer man again!

 

"AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!! I know i touched a nerve, but pleeeeeeease!!!! Not Mr. Eggy-timer man again!

You did it again! I'm positively ecstatic over your new-found talent, N...we all knew it was, of course, forthcoming; sly you for hiding it so long all this time!

 

Umm....does anyone else get it?

 

Schmed, me so horny

 

The more I learn about the world the less pleased I am to be here.

 

It's not the being here that I mind, I just don't like sharing.

 

I wish I had enough money to but the planet, so I could kick everyone off it.