I Hate Jamie Fuckwit Oliver

For anyone esle who hate this twat,here a few other poeple who think he's a wanker as wellJamie Fuckwitt Oliver

 

I have no fucking idea who that is...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap:
I have no fucking idea who that is...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

He is a chef!!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sky:
He is a chef!!
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Like, ohmygod! Like, I should've like, TOTALLY known who that is!

 

a chef???
any guy that can cook is cool with me

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
a chef???
any guy that can cook is cool with me <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Also known as the naked chef

 

FFS he is an english chef who is a major wanker..and think he's a cockney when he's just an essex cunt.

 

i dont get it, i went through the site and i didnt see anything except that he's a wanker

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
i dont get it, i went through the site and i didnt see anything except that he's a wanker <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


you got it !!

 

but alot of ppl are wankers
why is this one so special?

 

cos we have to put up with his thick-lipped 'pukka's and grubby-snot-dribbling 'laahhvlee's on our damn teevee

 

He's a complete wanker with a fat tongue

 

oh, kind of like martha stewart, huh?
i guess i can feel your pain

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
FFS he is an english chef who is a major wanker..and think he's a cockney when he's just an essex cunt. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What the fuck is a cockney?

I mean... I can take it out of context, but "FFS" - why should I have to?

 

*sigh* as always, nobody can be motivated to enlighten our western 'bruddahs'...

*note* not taken from any dictionary/database etc, so my accuracy of the following is forgiven.. you dont like it? fuck you... anyway...

a cockney, or wideboy, is a term used to describe a person with a particular rhyming slang, usually replacing single words with a phrase, a cockey conversation could go on for days where a standard english one would be finished in 5 minutes. I dont really understand the reason for this, you would be more efficient if you spoke the 'real' word, instead of the rhyming slang variation, but they do it anyway, its kinda in their blood..like harlem niggah speak
The phrases spoken usually conform to a standard; x and y, that is the last word ryhmes with the 'real' word, the first is just 'matched' to something of the same ilk.

for example, the most well known 'phrases'

dog and bone = phone
apples and pears = stairs
gregory peck = cheque

i dont really know anymore.. and i am thankful for it

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
FFS he is an english chef who is a major wanker..and think he's a cockney when he's just an essex cunt. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Errr.... Good ol' Essex back again. The fat tounged one comes from just down the road from me and his muvva used to live in the same town... yeah, it's sooo fuckin' exciting where I live... I would call him, like many others - mockney. No doubt most of you will get that... Im sure one of you wont.

I also get called a cockney when I visit the land of the YANKS. I all ways get asked to count because they are amused by the fact that I say things like free (3), fir'een (13) etc... I actually sound like Kat Slater....

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
a chef???
any guy that can cook is cool with me <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey, my ex-roommate can cook. He is executive chef at a 4 star restaurant. Maybe I should hook you two up. You both seem to have a thing for animals. I bet he can show you a great recipie for canine sushi. I'll post his picture as soon as I get my scanner for Christmas.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Disorder:
cos we have to put up with his thick-lipped 'pukka's and grubby-snot-dribbling 'laahhvlee's on our damn teevee <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, Emeril Lagosse is an obnoxious prick as well. And a bastard to work for. This is partly because he's an asshole, and partly because he is one of the bigggest cokehead chefs in the city of New Orleans (and believe me, he's got plenty of competition). I still can't believe they gave him his own fucking sitcom. What's this world coming to?

BAM!!!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ambitious Procrastinator:
Hey, my ex-roommate can cook. He is executive chef at a 4 star restaurant. Maybe I should hook you two up. You both seem to have a thing for animals. I bet he can show you a great recipie for canine sushi. I'll post his picture as soon as I get my scanner for Christmas.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

wow, cool, how about you show me pics of him preparing FRESH canine?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:
wow, cool, how about you show me pics of him preparing FRESH canine? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>