I had sex last night..................with a girl!!

Splatty...i have no desire to know what you are doing with the filthy little man blob between your legs...i only came toyour sordid little thread to tell you to check your private messages!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I have sex every payday! You loser.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Splatteriffic:
Yes,it's true. After 6 long months ole' GAS got him some last night. And she was pretty fucking hot too,I'm proud of myself.

Actually,I've pretty much been having to fend off chicks since I got to Michigan,must be something in the water...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I got some last night as well!!

*HIGH FIVES*

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Matthew:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I have sex every payday! You loser. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

why every payday?

 

Bills.... if it wasnt for them i would be gettin laid once a week!!!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Matthew:
Bills.... if it wasnt for them i would be gettin laid once a week!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

soooo...u pay to have sex?

 

Well...... I figure i could pay to take a girl out. Listen to her talk

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Matthew:
Well...... I figure i could pay to take a girl out. Listen to her talk <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


that is just as pathetic

 

Well i guess I wont be taking you out now will I.

 

I'd never charge you a cent my dear. All your Cheeze lovin is totally free.

 

after having many 2 for 1 cocktails at Applebee's, i unsuccessfully hit on my waiter who actually rapped the dessert menu to me. while having a fit of laughter at his witty antics, a hunk of snot flew from my nose and almost hit my friend who was sitting beside me. needless to say, i didnt hook up with the waiter. later that evening i was joking with some friends and repeating a story and exclaimed, "I'M A LESBIAN" loud enough to be heard over the thumping club muzak. A few minutes later a blonde chick in black patent leather spiked heels asked me if I did indeed say I was a lezzy. I told her yeah, I said it, but i didnt mean it. She then proceeded to tell me her shoes were from Italy and that she was from Bulgaria and going to school to be an actress. I laughed and more snot flew. she left me standing there and started dancing with some dude in a knitted skull cap thingy, more suited for winter weather, not Spring Break Florida weather. the whole story ends with me going home alone, and far too drunk to even masturbate. i did manage to snake some antibiotics from my doc so i dont snot on everyone i meet anymore. tonight i am heading for the island to find me some spring break booty. wish me luck. i'll need it.

 

Well, I got a bad cold...that was the most exciting part of my weekend..

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Matthew:
Well i guess I wont be taking you out now will I.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

hell no

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheezedawg the Pissed:
I'd never charge you a cent my dear. All your Cheeze lovin is totally free.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

oh, thanx

is everyone getting sick or what?
ewww, i dont want a snotty nose

 

I had sex last night.................. but the damn alarm clock kept waking me up.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Honkey Kong:
I had sex last night.................. but the damn alarm clock kept waking me up. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

so thats the only time u get action? in your dreams?
hahahaha!

 

Yes,it's true. After 6 long months ole' GAS got him some last night. And she was pretty fucking hot too,I'm proud of myself.

Actually,I've pretty much been having to fend off chicks since I got to Michigan,must be something in the water...

 

Matthew, you gotta look at the dinner thing as an investment. If you invest your money wisely you get returns.
ie paying for dinner one night could lead to free sex for the rest of your life, saving you thousands in the long run. You've only gotta get laid twice to make your money back (give or take, depending on the quality of your dinners and hookers)

 

And congrats Splat and Cheese
Condolences to the rest of ya

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KitanA 4evr:
so thats the only time u get action? in your dreams?
hahahaha!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

At least I know that 'action' consists of more than giving hickeys to dead animals.