You learn something new everyday. Personally, I think background checks should be carried out on all potential Jurors.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: and i didnt show up. i didnt feel like getting out of bed to be at the courthouse at 8AM and then wait till noon to get called and maybe get out of there. plus i had to study for a lab final.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You're gonna lose that virginity really quick when you become someone's little bitch in jail... They don't like for you to skip jury duty, y'kno...
re: Virginity. Would it still count if her first time is with another woman? And/or would adherence to the definition require that some body part (fingers, hand, foot)of her partner be the crucial intruder , or would any inanimate object be acceptable (e.g. bar of soap, broom handle, shoe) ?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic: re: Virginity. Would it still count if her first time is with another woman? And/or would adherence to the definition require that some body part (fingers, hand, foot)of her partner be the crucial intruder , or would any inanimate object be acceptable (e.g. bar of soap, broom handle, shoe) ?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Judging by the look of the 'females' on T.V programs such as Bad girls and Jailbirds and also from nearly being abducted by some psycho lesbian Ex-con whose girlfriend was a Prison warden:- I think that it would you could lose your virginty with them as they are extremly butch and probably have abnormally large clitoris' from which a young nubile Tit could be penetrated with. I will stress that this is a only a presumption and I have no evidence to back this up.
What? Emetic: Good question. Personally, I think that you're a virgin until you've had a cock shoved in ya. "fingers, hand, foot" "bar of soap, broom handle, shoe" What a vivid imagination you have!!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: What?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hmmmm? I think what I was trying to say was that even though they are female they are very manly...
whut??! the hell with jail! all i have to do is say that i was studying for finals...or plead insanity anyways, i am not gonna worry about it until the sheriff's deputy comes knocking at my door
god thats fucking scary... I had a sherrif at my door at 9 am with a citation because I missed jury duty... I was ttalking to martin, he can vouch... I can get out of it being a convicted criminal and all..
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY: god thats fucking scary... I had a sherrif at my door at 9 am with a citation because I missed jury duty... I was ttalking to martin, he can vouch... I can get out of it being a convicted criminal and all..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Good thing you get up early, eh? Did you make him call you the Bandit and give you a head start? I would've... if only for kicks... (and bruises, and nightsticks, and...)
IMC: you're lucky you were awake and dressed. ***The last time a cop came over to my house with a warrant, it was midafternoon and i was sitting on the toilet taking a dump. My mom just opens the door and in an excited whisper: "The police is here! The police is here! Quick, get up, go answer the door..." I was like, damn! I cant even take a dump in peace. Well, it was cut and wipe, and not very good, i might add Anyways, i answered the door and led him into my living room. It was an old warrant that had already been served. I had gotten out of jail just days before, this cop had come for the same warrant. Turns out someone wasnt doing their job keeping things up-to-date. Then, the cop apologized and left. I should have just let him take me in and i probably could've sued the shit out of the city.
and i didnt show up. i didnt feel like getting out of bed to be at the courthouse at 8AM and then wait till noon to get called and maybe get out of there. plus i had to study for a lab final.
School teachers don't get jury duty here You could've missed out on a lifetine opportunity Kit. It might have been for a murder case. With horrific photos of the victims, complete with details of the the various weapons and the manner in which they were used to inflict the injuries.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger: School teachers don't get jury duty here <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> are u a school teacher? no, most likely it was just some drug or child molestation case.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: I should have just let him take me in and i probably could've sued the shit out of the city.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Or, you could have finished taking your dump in the back of his patrol car...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap: Or, you could have finished taking your dump in the back of his patrol car...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> LOL, and for toilet paper???
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: are u a school teacher? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Jeez your quick. IMC dobed me in the first day I showed my face in the forum and I have only posted shitloads of references to it since then. I teach kids that are all going to hell. I will tell them tomorrow. I also teach regular classes in which only 2/3 are going to hell because they have earned it.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: LOL, and for toilet paper??? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm sure Officer Friendly would've written you a citation of some sort... that'd have been some paper...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Bitchslap: I'm sure Officer Friendly would've written you a citation of some sort... that'd have been some paper...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Eww, that hard, dyed carbon paper? hell no! my ass is too delicate for that
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: Eww, that hard, dyed carbon paper? hell no! my ass is too delicate for that <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ladies and Gentlemen of the supposed jury, I submit article A: Do this look like a delicate ass to you? If da glove don't fit, you MUST acquit!
