The restaraunt I work at entered a chicken wing contest. So I get up about 7,get to the park and start setting up and start drinking. Then I cook about 400 pounds of chicken wings while I'm drunk. People are bitching that the wings are undercooked, my boss is giving me shit the whole time, and to top it all off,my friends are getting wasted about a hundred yards away from me. So after I started a couple massive grease fires, I told my boss that I quit and drank even more heavily.After a few hours of that, I told my boss that I quit and went to a friend of mines house to party with some fine ass "hoes". After about 4 hours of that(no,I didn't get laid DAMNIT!) I drove home, almost got pulled, and passed out. I just woke up a few minutes ago. Rough fucking day man. ------------------ Okay that's great,will you leave now?
and you didn'r even think to invite the NC Fugly contigent to your shitty undercooked wing party did you? ya one way prick
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by GreenAppleSplatters: So after I started a couple massive grease fires, I told my boss that I quit and drank even more heavily.After a few hours of that, I told my boss that I quit<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> so did he not believe you had quit the first time you told him..... or did you forget you'd told him after heavy booze session and decide to tell him again
damn dude!!! Wilmington is only like an hour and a half away... IHN and I would have driven down and told your boss to suck our ass, then wrapped a towel around his head and beat the shit out of him (talking in ebonics the whole time so he tells the cops that it was some black guys that kicked his ass) Don't hesitate to call us (especially when there is free food, booze or drugs involed)
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy: so did he not believe you had quit the first time you told him..... or did you forget you'd told him after heavy booze session and decide to tell him again<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That was a little typing error on my part. Actually, I was telling him that I was gonna quit all day. I guess he didn't believe me.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children: damn dude!!! Wilmington is only like an hour and a half away... IHN and I would have driven down and told your boss to suck our ass, then wrapped a towel around his head and beat the shit out of him (talking in ebonics the whole time so he tells the cops that it was some black guys that kicked his ass) Don't hesitate to call us (especially when there is free food, booze or drugs involed)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Man, my boss brought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of wine for 3 people!I downed at least a 12 pack before it was all over. ------------------ Okay that's great,will you leave now?
you can come work for IHN and me... weneed someone to buy beer, do the crappy things we dont like doing, and rub our feet... we pay $10 a week...
