That I had dyke sex with Britney Spears and her junk tasted so bad that I had to stop and go to the bathroom and wash out my mouth and she came into the bathroom when I was putting liquid soap in my mouth. I wonder why I would dream that? I wouldn't dyke it out with Britney! In my dream she was nice and we were going to go somewhere in a Jeep Wrangler, but I didn't want to go because I didn't have makeup on and I was afraid that the paparazzi would take my picture.
I would have sex with Britney... if there was a way to make money from it... god I am a whore. funny I had a dykish dream the other night as well. I was naked with 2 other girls, a blond and a redhead... we were sitting there and I realized the 2 girls has my exact body... except the blond was missing half of on leg... the bottom part, and ther was a foot at her knee. we were going to have sex with this guy and he was going to video it... I left upset running, and cranked my car with a fork. I seriously dreamed this... and tried to analyze it... I figured the seeing the fat chicks with MY body and being grossed out... means I really need to work out. Also the fork being used to escape ... hmmm . If I dont work tomorrow - and it is not raining... I am walking 2 miles in the park.
Yea, but it's okay in the heat of the moment.. I didnt say I'd kiss her, but I'd put my dirty pecan log in her mouth...
I wouldn't. I don't think she's pretty. But I think her body looked good when everyone said she looked fat in that MTV thing. I see pictures like this to make me think she's naturally ugly
I think 90% of hollywood's women look like shit without the pro makeup and lights. Paparazzi loves Britney and catch her at her worst... and well she just dont give a fuck... so we see more of her real pics then anyone
