I had a really exciting sexual dream last night and i woke up feeling really horney.I lay in bed for a while trying to place who it was i'd been fuckin all night when slowly it came to me.Fuckin Cliff Richard..of all the people to dream about fuckin.Cliff fuckin Richard.
You were fucking Cliff Richard?! That's HIGHLY disturbing. I just wonder though...were you dreaming a million him? Did it see you through? Oh, I know....that's bad....real bad...but it's early, and I lack sufficiant chemicals in my bloodstream. I'm working on it.
i bet u watched 100 worst pop records last night UT. The dazzleing image of SIR Cliff impersonating jesus while simultaneously raping auld lang sine & the lords prayer must have been too much for you consious so u tucked it away for the night time dreamworld.
I wake up every morning at 7 and then again at 930... what's up with that? I don't have many sexual dreams. I had a dream the other night that I accidentally killed a doberman (I threw it on the front lawn and blood started spurting out of it's mouth) because it was attacking my ass and was a threat to the little-headed, no-eared cat that I was trying to feed... guess it could be misconstrued as having sexual undertones. BTW, I'm bored. I want ice cream.
