WTF is up with this shit? I drink a six-pack and then I've got to fucking run to the neighbor's yard every ten minutes. I guess I'm just losing it in my old age.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Friar Bitchicus Slapiticus: WTF is up with this shit? I drink a six-pack and then I've got to fucking run to the neighbor's yard every ten minutes. I guess I'm just losing it in my old age. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Once I break the seal,I gotta piss every five minutes. And check your private messages you fucking wanker.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cause 4 Concern The Ninja: Why do we piss outside on our neighbors lawn everytime we get drunk? Because we can. Male Handbook page 67 chapter4<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> fuck that. yer balls are too heavy n u all cant move. lemme cut em off, u should be able to move after that.
Good call, Matthew... Kit, I know you've got penis-envy, so I'll just feed it by reminding you: the world is our urinal.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Friar Bitchicus Slapiticus: Kit, I know you've got penis-envy, so I'll just feed it by reminding you: the world is our urinal.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> bitch, plz. i can pee wherever i want, too, i choose to go to the bathroom.
Why do we piss outside on our neighbors lawn everytime we get drunk? Because we can. Male Handbook page 67 chapter4
All of the male dogs I've ever had always shit in the neighbor's yard. Is there a connection here? Friar pisses in the neighbor's yard on a nightly basis. After 2 hours of window peeping, wouldn't anyone? *directed at FBS* Pet any of the neighborhood animals lately? LMFAO
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Friar Bitchicus Slapiticus: Pics?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> nut yet <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: All of the male dogs I've ever had always shit in the neighbor's yard. Is there a connection here?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> its a konspiricy <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Friar pisses in the neighbor's yard on a nightly basis. After 2 hours of window peeping, wouldn't anyone?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> uhhh... <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: *directed at FBS* Pet any of the neighborhood animals lately? LMFAO <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> *points n laughs at lomo* haha!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: *directed at FBS* Pet any of the neighborhood animals lately? LMFAO <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Only myself...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Friar Bitchicus Slapiticus: Only myself... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ewww...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR> I drink a six-pack and then I've got to fucking run to the neighbor's yard every ten minutes. I guess I'm just losing it in my old age. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> he he he he he 'friar cant hold is beeeeerrrr'(skiping round the like a 5 year old)
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: *directed at FBS* Pet any of the neighborhood animals lately? LMFAO <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> After a phone conversation with my beautiful and talented Nauseous, I actually remembered what the fuck she was talking about... We were discussing dreams a few weeks/months ago, and I mentioned a fucked up dream I had where I was roaming around the neighborhood, breaking into people's houses... I'd go into a house, and find an indoor dog (whom didn't bark, oddly enough), and I'd just end up petting the dog and feeding it shit from the fridge... Then I'd move onto the next house and do the same shit. Quite a bizarre dream, and I have to thank Nauseous for reminding me of it...
Talking about dreams (well loosely anyway) I had one the other day where I was a vampire and I was fuckin' loving it! Even though I didn't actually kill anyone I felt all 'empowered' bit like the Anna Rice books (yeah I've read 'em) You know, athletic, sexually attractive, virile, hung like a mule etc... Then I woke up and realised I was all those things anyway but without the blood lust and an aversion to daylight. Can anyone tell me what the fuck that means?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote Thank fuck for that, I just thought it was the cheese sandwich I ate before I fell asleep.
