I got punked by my company's fire wall Fugly = evil

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dog Breath, Jun 14, 2002.

  1. Dog Breath

    Dog Breath New Member

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    OK last week my company put up a new fire wall. Fugly is forbidden. I now have to post here on my own time which is infinetly more valuable than fuck off at work time.

    I have been owned by corporate America.

    *Stabs Self*
     
  2. pimpchichi

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    well maybe you could ask 1337 how to h4XX0r your company's system, get admin priveledges and add fugly.com to the allowed site list..

    or you could just fuck off and stop wasting your oh so precious time in here...

    personally i don't care which
     
  3. pimpchichi

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    oh, and i can't spell privileges... luckily no-one cares
     
  4. kitana

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    DB: that sux. the university here has blocked access to peer to peer progs like morpheus n winmx.
     
  5. Dog Breath

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pimp Monchichi:
    well maybe you could ask 1337 how to h4XX0r your company's system, get admin priveledges and add fugly.com to the allowed site list..

    or you could just fuck off and stop wasting your oh so precious time in here...

    personally i don't care which
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well, Pimp I know you really care. Under that rugged exterior beats a heart of pure gold. You put up a tough facade to protect yourself from the scary interweb script goblins and flesh eating computer viruses.

    With that in mind I can find it in my heart to forgive you and welcome you back into the fold.

    In the other hand I could be wrong and you are an ass pirate that couldn't find your penis with a louse comb.

    Lucky for you tossers I have the day off.
    That is all.
     
  6. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dog Breath:
    With that in mind I can find it in my heart to forgive you and welcome you back into the fold.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i don't need, nor want your forgiveness.. you patronising piece of shit... and i've never left the fold.. although you have yet to be deemed worthy to join it...

    unless of course you mean the newbie fuckwit fold... but i left that LONG ago, and have no desire to return

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote
    i suggest you spend it looking for a better job
     
  7. Dog Breath

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    Good, you were listening.

    I forgive you.

    I belong because I deem myself worthy. When I feel the need to be coddled by a flaccid cunt I'll let you know.

    Before you come back with the brilliant "Your Mom" comebacks you should really get your dick out of your Dad's ass.

    Cheers!
     
  8. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dog Breath:
    Before you come back with the brilliant "Your Mom" comebacks you should really get your dick out of your Dad's ass.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    i think you must have me mistaken for someone else... i'm not the type who needs to resort to insulting someones family... especially for someone who does a good enough job of it himself
     
  9. slab-o-spam

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    OHHHH BURN...this is some good shit
     
  10. Dwaine Scum

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    I know how to get around there firewall program.. Proxies are the answer...
     
  11. brixtor

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    Pimp Monchichi you are an asshole.
    You sound like a 12 year old and you think it's cool to be part of a 'fold'.
    Why don't you just fuck off.
    Is there anyone interesting on thses fucking forums?
     
  12. canine_STD

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by brixtor:
    Is there anyone interesting on thses fucking forums?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Maybe we'll come back when all you lame as fuck, half wit pieces of shit fuck off and stop wasting our time, making us scroll past the boredom induced, self centered, mindless pieces of toss rag you try and pass off as posts.

    If anyone interesting wants me, I'm looking at porn until Wanker gets back.
     
  13. Dwaine Scum

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    looking at porn of wanker? you got some pics of rii lake naked? *choking back vomit*
     
  14. canine_STD

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
    looking at porn of wanker? you got some pics of riCi lake naked? *choking back vomit*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I wish I had, they'd keep me amused until *she* gets that fat bastard yank's dick out of her arse and logs back on. I think I'll send her an abusive email when I get drunk next.
     
  15. Smokey McPot

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    Pimp just pimped you
     
  16. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
    I know how to get around there firewall program.. Proxies are the answer...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    how do i get a proxy?
    the other students here a angry about not being able to use p2p progs. we paid for the internet/comp services n we cant use em for what we want.
     
  17. Topper

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    What line of work are you in Dog Breath?
     
  18. Dwaine Scum

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Psycho Kit:
    how do i get a proxy?
    the other students here a angry about not being able to use p2p progs. we paid for the internet/comp services n we cant use em for what we want.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I aint giving you shit cunt\
     
  19. kitana

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Topper:
    What line of work are you in Dog Breath?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    he's my little bitch, i pimp him out. u want him for a night?

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
    I aint giving you shit cunt\<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    thats not what u told me on MSN IM
     
  20. Dog Breath

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Topper:
    What line of work are you in Dog Breath?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    I'm an engineering tech in a coal fired power plant.

    I have lots of spare time.
     

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