I ran to the store, To pick up some shit for dinner. My cell rings so I pick it up. Some dude: Uhhh is Shannon there. Me: No man you got the wrong number. Some dude: Uhh you sure? This is 775-blah Me: Dude I have no idea what my number is I just got a new one, but I know there is no Shannon here. Some dude: Ok click. So in the store shopping. Rings again. Some dude: Is Shannon there? Me: I already told you no man you got the wrong number. Some dude: Well I know I got it right number cause I just dialed it from my address book I just got my phone back on. Me: Well thats great and all I told you I got a new number I guess I got here old one sounds like you and her are some dead beats that don't pay there cell bills. Click. Standing to check out. Phone rings again. Some dude: Hey can you give her a message when you see her. Me: DUDE I TOLD YOUR RETARDED ASS I DON'T KNOW ANY FUCKING SHANNON. ARE YOU THAT FUCKING STUPID THAT YOU DO NOT COMPREHEND SIMPLE FUCKING ENGLISH! I just lost it forgot where I was the cashier and half the people in line are staring at me at this point. Some Dude: Man there is no reason to yell, just give her the message. My god are people really this dumb are there people walking around breeding that are like this. Really where can we buy hunting permits to kill these people.
