I didn't die

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by D, Jan 27, 2002.

  1. D

    D New Member

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    Although I nearly killed some fucking paki's.

    I hate Airports and they were walking too slow... right infront of me. Thats so frustrating.

    Anyway.

    Who the fuck is Herrkommandanten Küppler...

    Am I missing something... Im not with it.

    erm... thats all i think
     
  2. D

    D New Member

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    Shhhhhhhit...

    Just ignore that... Fucking a... Pimp

    erm... Its fucking wet and windy here.
     
  3. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Punk Whore Wank:

    erm... Its fucking wet and windy here.
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    So,you're horny and you have gas?
     
  4. sparky69

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    no one fucking cares.
    in fact i think that every one n this forum would b alot happier if u did leave wank. i think that u should go and never come back.
     
  5. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Verhauen:
    no one fucking cares.
    in fact i think that every one n this forum would b alot happier if u did leave wank. i think that u should go and never come back.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    I think Nurseys dildo up your anal passage has given you some sort of Ego boast.

    I think you should learn to type "proper" and stop going on about your dirty underage "sex-life"...

    Do you really want me to go into Disorder mode again... cos I will... I will ya know

    YOU JUST FUCKING TRY ME

    Poofter
     
  6. CancerBeans

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    ego boost lol
     
  7. D

    D New Member

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    fuck you.... you fucking ring-worm licker

    you didn't just fly thousands of miles in a cramped fucking Virgin Atlantic plane... sitting next to a wigger and a nigger... DID YOU!

    I cant sleep due to the freaking drugs i have just taken so leave me f'ing be...

    nit frigging pickers
     
  8. CancerBeans

    CancerBeans Member

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    Did they atleast offer you a drink?
     
  9. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Punk Whore Wank:
    fuck you.... you fucking ring-worm licker

    you didn't just fly thousands of miles in a cramped fucking Virgin Atlantic plane... sitting next to a wigger and a nigger... DID YOU!

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    ...so that's who you're blaming your dyslexia on.I wonder who it'll be tomorrow.
     
  10. D

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    You better fucking believe it...

    Vodka and coke is what I was on...

    I couldn't stand to eat the rank turkey so I was hungry as hell which made it worse.

    I got to watch Jay and Silent Bob which was funny as fuck... Although I was pissed so I dunno if it is in real life?
     
  11. sparky69

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    hey want what exactly is disorder mode again?
     
  12. D

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by the Spark that made the Fire:
    hey want what exactly is disorder mode again?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Where you go on about why its good to be part of Fugly. Why everyone really is a bad mofo deep down. Where you can ANALyise everything about everything and sound like a pretentious fool...

    I know that must be spelt wrong... that is due to... the amount of rain... its too wet
     
  13. sparky69

    sparky69 New Member

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    rrrrright
     
  14. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Just ignore Wank,Spanky...her mental problems are a serious cause for concern!
     
  15. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Verhauen:
    no one fucking cares.
    in fact i think that every one n this forum would b alot happier if u did leave wank. i think that u should go and never come back.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    you know sparky, Id be much happier if I was dragging you from behind a pick-up truck with logging chains. Treating you like the nigger you are...
     
  16. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    Yeah,well you're ugly.
     
  17. canine_STD

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    It wouldn't matter if you passed away, I'd just heat your rump in front of the gas heater before reducing your retention to zero.
     
  18. Stranger

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    Can I render the fat to make candles when ya finished K9
     
  19. canine_STD

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    They'd have to be small, scented candles cos my Wank has a lovely, slender arse that smells like perfume.
     
  20. canine_STD

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Punk Whore Wank:
    I cant sleep due to the freaking drugs i have just taken<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Punk Whore Wank:
    Vodka and coke is what I was on...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Give it 4 months and yer fella will rip your arse wide open and leave you to bleed to death cos of that. Then we can make candles!
     

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