i am

aaaawwwwwwwww, FUCK!!!!

...it's like deja-vu all over again. (before you ask, that last one was supposed to be an arrow pointing up. Yes, I know, I'm a dumbass.)

 

what the fuck is this happy horse shit?!?
wasnt this about fuckin joe and joints...then lah dee fuckin dah!
we got retards doin arts and fuckin crafts with thier fucking keyboards and shit!
Get back on the short bus

 

and Freddie-poo,
if u like to play with COCK,
boy do i got sumtin fer u!! one hunnerd percent pure lean MOOSECOCK!! "'Cause it ain't COCK, if it's not a MOOSECOCK!!"

A Public Service Message Brought to you by the good guys at U SHOULD GET SUM COCK, Inc.

 

ooh, freddy, are u gonna take moosecock's cock?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Litho Kit:
ooh, freddy, are u gonna take moosecock's cock? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

...ummmm, no.
and I'm not gettin' back on the short bus, either. All the kids on there make fun of me (boofuckinhoo).

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mousecock:
and Freddie-poo,
if u like to play with COCK,
boy do i got sumtin fer u!! one hunnerd percent pure lean MOUSECOCK!! "'Cause it ain't COCK, if it's not a MOUSECOCK!!"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'd love to play with you. I live in Fredericksburg, VA. Go to a Bar named Spirits (it's on Caroline St.) Ask the bartender (or anyone else) for Brady. I'm sure about 90% of the people there could point me out to you. Lookin' forward to seein' ya real soon...ya fuckin' pansy cocksmoker. **pleaseshowuppleaseshowuppleaseshowupetc.etc.etc....** Oh yeah, if transportation is a problem just let me know...although as of yet I'm unsure as to where ya live, but like I said just let me know.

 

ooh! moosecock, are u gonna go?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Litho Kit:
ooh! moosecock, are u gonna go? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Perhaps MR MICKEY-FUCKIN-MOUSECOCK finds me too boring and annoying. I certainly would appreciate the chance to prove otherwise, in person of course.

 

freddy: so if anyone bitches at u or talks shit about u online, do u always challenge them offline?

 

next time I travel up to VA on a pipe run, Ill stop in for a drink...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FredVegas:
You did no such thing.
Actually, my roommate has a subscription to Maxim, and one of the issues came with a handy little "Guide to the 99 Best Internet Sites". Fugly was the first (and only) site I checked out. After spending hours reading all the posts in the victims section (I laughed so hard I threw up 3 times), I began readin' the forum posts. I registered, and have been posting dumb-ass shite since.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You laughed so hard you pukes? Hmmm...

*This is totally unrelated, but, the topic, 'i am', gets the Danzig song, "Brand New God" in my head.*

" i am a walking
screaming hell
a thing of torture to behold
this vivisection
splits my soul
a thing of torture to behold"

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
You laughed so hard you pukes? Hmmm...

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


puked

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children VIOLENTLY:
next time I travel up to VA on a pipe run, Ill stop in for a drink...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Fuck yeah! first one's on me. I may need a new pipe, too. Some dumb drunk fuck (me) broke my Jerome Baker piece.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
You laughed so hard you pukes? Hmmm...
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

...yeah, I was real fuckin' drunk

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
*This is totally unrelated, but, the topic, 'i am', gets the Danzig song, "Brand New God" in my head.*

" i am a walking
screaming hell
a thing of torture to behold
this vivisection
splits my soul
a thing of torture to behold"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:

*This is totally unrelated, but, the topic, 'i am', gets the Danzig song, "Brand New God" in my head.*

" i am a walking
screaming hell
a thing of torture to behold
this vivisection
splits my soul
a thing of torture to behold"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
drinking coffee and smoking a joint.fun.fun. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sun=caffeine

Moon=alcohol

You get the point.

 

Your an alcoholic caffiene addict?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by unlimited-time:
Your an alcoholic caffiene addict?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Pretty much...that's what makes it so amazing that I made it this far without having a massive heart attack.