Drugs are good. Anyone who says they aren't, need more drugs. I spent 30 minutes giggling at a slurpie machine down at the 7-11. It was just sooo funny. Think about it ... Slurpie is such a funny word. And they make a kinda slurping noise when they come out. But that's not the point. It just kept looking at me strange. Fuck it was funny. Guess you just had to be there on me.
So this is what goes through other women's heads? I always wondered what "those people" thought about. Fucking slurpie machines. They make kind of a fucking SLURPIE noise when you fucking slurp them up in your greedy fucking mouth, too. PRETTY COOL, HUH?! Oh... chest... stabbing pains... Sorry, didn't mean to flip out on ya there it's just that I have been mean to everyone today and I don't want to break my streak. Fuck, that would mean I broke it, huh? NO, IT'S NOT MY TIME OF THE YEAR... I JUST GOT OFF OF THAT... THIS COULD BE DEMENTIA
nursey!!!! I miss how you used to send Tori Anus to my house to lovingly rub lotions and salves on me... What ever happened to her?
you know what else is a funny noise? the sound of your skull crunching under my size 12 doc martin... its a crunch/squish noise... come over, Ill show you
I've just checked the satellite reports, and i think you'll probably find that, according to the dog tracking chip i fitted her with anyway, Tori is still at your house...in the corner of your bedroom, to be precise!? The last time i heard from her (a couple of months ago) was when she phoned to gush that she had just finished off a most successful, lengthy prostate milking session in order to alleviate your back pains or something, and that she was just going to lie and sing to you while you slept. It might be an idea to check that there isn't a puny, dried up, shrivelled corpse wedged down the side of the bed or anything, you careless cunt. :? And the bunny thing has a point. You always crunch skulls...it might be more enjoyable using Reizvolles as a valuable bit of target practice before letting your pitbull loose to join in the fun?
Had that been a Cicada in that pic, I'd have been flipping out....and laughing my ass off at the same time..... BUT..... *YAWN* Nice try though...
WHOAH MAAAN! That would have, like, ROCKED SO HARD!!?! Making Dimbitch wet his lycra rock-pants with mirthful joy!
Archie is over here trying to sign into the forums so he can defend you Nursey, he might be dangerous if he knew how to spell.
Oh christ - see if you can stall him! I'll get the rubber sheeting for the floors and some polythene to protect the walls!
