I am new please be gentle

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dimples, Apr 24, 2005.

  1. sawdusty

    sawdusty New Member

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    Not necessarily, but if I fucked it, there would be some raised eyebrows.
     
  2. DrBungle

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    I like to bite.
     
  3. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    and everything he believes in is the truth.. and to disagree is to be absurd
    http://www.fugly.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6147
     
  4. ucicare

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    The question -
    "I do have a question though, why would you sleep with your sister to see if you were a lesbian, but not sleep with your brothers to make sure you WERE straight?"

    The answer - YOUR SISTER CAN"T GET YOU PREGNANT.

    That will be $10 please.

    Barry
     
  5. sawdusty

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    That won't wash, everybody knows the first few times you can't get pregnant. Sheesh!
     
  6. DrBungle

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    Reminds me of the joke; What do you call couples who use the withdrawal method for birthcontrol?


    Parents.
     
  7. ucicare

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    Don't argue with me. I know everything. You are just trying to get out of paying the $10 counseling fee by disagreeing with my assessment.

    Maybe we can work it out in trade. Do you have a replacement blade for a Black and Decker model11A weed whacker?

    Barry
     
  8. sawdusty

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    No, but I have a frayed cord from an old DeWalt chopsaw. Besides, you don't scare me. I read One Fish, Two Fish.
     
  9. CBWIFE

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    Oh so funny Barry. See, I brought this up to you since you did happen to mention to me that it was common practice for people to have mutilple usernames here. :roll: :roll: I'll note the joke. A checks in the mail. Oh I'm good for it. ;) :D :D
     
  10. sawdusty

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    I was gonna say cumbellies, but yours works too.
     
  11. Dubya 2.0

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    Wise ass. Made me snigger nonetheless.
     
  12. pimpchichi

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    he typed that with two hands... i'm surprised considering the subject matter
     
  13. ucicare

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    :lol:
     
  14. Dubya 2.0

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    Even Swopes has a tongue doesn't he?
     
  15. DrBungle

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    He should surprise his wife by piercing it.
     
  16. Dubya 2.0

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    Most things surprise his wife judging by her posts...
     
  17. DrBungle

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    "You want to put it where?!
     
  18. Dimples

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    oh my. the thread has been hijacked! 911 911!
     
  19. DrBungle

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    You'll get used to that.

    Wanna fuck?
     
  20. Dimples

    Dimples New Member

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    your place or mine?
     

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