I am new please be gentle

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dimples, Apr 24, 2005.

  1. Dimples

    Dimples New Member

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    i know i have posted a few times here already but i guess it is time i introduced myself properly.

    im not well educated like a lot of other people in here (while others seem like they were educated by coco's school of apes) and i am certinanly not one of the "beautiful people". i guess im an average uneducated slob living off my parents, unemployed, no significant other, boring, unamusing and i smell funny.

    but my name is hailey or hails for short. i live in a small home in Somerset, kentucky. i think my mom and dad are really brother and sister, but this is unconfirmed. they freak me out. i have four brothers. no i have not slept with any. i have two sisters, one older, one younger. all my brothers are older. i have been on the internet for just over a year.

    please be gentle but fair in your abuse. i am a gentle person, but love to laugh.

    :)
     
  2. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    This looks like a job for Barry. Barry!
     
  3. sawdusty

    sawdusty New Member

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    Do you have any redeeming features?
     
  4. Dimples

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    im a nymphomaniac :oops:
     
  5. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    First time up to the plate, and she smacks a homerun.

    (and the crowd cheers)

    Barry
     
  6. Dimples

    Dimples New Member

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    hi barry! wanna breed? :D
     
  7. sawdusty

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    There are no gentle nymphomaniacs.
     
  8. Dimples

    Dimples New Member

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    not all nymphomaniacs are into rough sex.
     
  9. sawdusty

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    Perhaps you just dream of endless ravagement.
     
  10. Mister Poopy Pants

    Mister Poopy Pants New Member

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    Do you sleep with your sisters?
     
  11. Dimples

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    only once as an experiment :oops: i was young and dumb. hold on i still am young and dumb :?
     
  12. sawdusty

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    What was the goal of said "experiment"?
     
  13. Dimples

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    to see if i was lesbian of course. i wasnt. relax :wink:
     
  14. Sparky

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    LMAO, I had the same question, since she so clearly pointed out that she hadn't slept with her borthers, and then said I have 2 sisters ... (no denial, and now I guess we see why ...) :lol:

    I do have a question though, why would you sleep with your sister to see if you were a lesbian, but not sleep with your brothers to make sure you WERE straight? :p :roll:
     
  15. CBWIFE

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    I think we should ask Barry. Seems people like to take on muliple personalities here....kinda interesting.... ;) Maybe "he'' would know the answer! :)
     
  16. Dubya 2.0

    Dubya 2.0 New Member

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    Believe me, Mr. Barry Swopes knows EVERYTHING* there is you need to know about anything. If he doesn't know it, it's because it's not worth knowing.

    But he is quite bright and his (mis)diagnosis of most peoples problems or personae are worth a chuckle (or heavy sigh) depending on his level of absurdity.









    *2/10ths of Fuck all.
     
  17. Dimples

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    why do males get together and stroke each others egos? because same sex understands better. theres no way i could ever dream of doing that with my brothers. firstly we just werent close enough. and secondly id never even seen them naked so for all i knew there could have been the devil under their trousers. i was only 11 for god sakes.
     
  18. sawdusty

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    Egos????

    Now I know my problem.....
     
  19. Your Friend Whipone

    Your Friend Whipone New Member

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    It fuck my hand daily, does that make me gay?
     
  20. sawdusty

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    Not necessarily, but if I fucked it, there would be some raised eyebrows.
     

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