I am Kip Winger and I rule

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Winger, Sep 22, 2003.

  1. Winger

    Winger New Member

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    I fucking rule and I am the sexiest man alive.

    SEXY KIP
     
  2. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    you arn't kip winger.... I saw him recently, playing an accustic gituar in front of the local seven-eleven bumming spare change. I hit him in the head and robbed that nigga blind... I took all 3 dollars he had made that day, then bought a fourty ouncer of St. Ides...
     
  3. Winger

    Winger New Member

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    Sure, I'd be happy to give you an autograph and let you suck my dick.

    Then after that you can tattoo a picture of myself on your forearm for jerk-0ff sessions
     
  4. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    he sure told you
     
  5. Winger

    Winger New Member

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    I'm just so sexy I cant help it.

    "Headin for a heart-break"

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
    he sure told you<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
  6. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    Well, at least he isn't responding with nothing but Eminem song lyrics.

    I would still beat the shit out of Kip Winger if he ended up on my street corner.
     
  7. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    come down here ulf... he hangs out at the Circle K on hillsboro street... He drinks wintergreen listerene all day
     
  8. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I Murder Children:
    come down here ulf... he hangs out at the Circle K on hillsboro street... He drinks wintergreen listerene all day<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You know what? I could go for some Kip-bashing right about now....
     
  9. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Save me the Listerine...
     
  10. Icenhour

    Icenhour New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil:
    Well, at least he isn't responding with nothing but Eminem song lyrics.

    I would still beat the shit out of Kip Winger if he ended up on my street corner.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Um why would he reply with Eminem lyrics? HE IS KIP WINGER

    and anyway... I will do this for him cause Winger ROcks


    Winger
    Seventeen


    I saw sparks fly, from the corner of my eye
    And when I turned, it was love at first sight
    I said please excuse me, I didn't catch your name
    Oh it'd be a shame not to see you again
    And just when I thought she was comin' to my door
    She whispered sweet and brought me to the floor, she said
    I'm only seventeen, but I'll show you love like you've never seen
    She's only seventeen, daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me
    Come to my place, we can talk it over, oh everything going down in your head
    She said take it easy, I need some time, time to work it out, to make you mine
    And just when I thought she was comin' to my door
    She whispered sweet and brought me to the floor, she said
    I'm only seventeen, you ain't seen love, ain't seen nothing like me
    She's only seventeen, seventeen
    (Solo)
    Such a bad girl, loves to work me overtime
    Feels good (ha), dancin' close to the borderline
    She's a magic mountain, she's a leather glove
    Oh she's my soul, it must be love
    She's only seventeen, still she gives me love, like I've never seen
    She's only seventeen, daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me
    She's everything I need, daddy says she's too young
    But she's old enough, old enough for me



    god I hate people on here... well some of them... WINGER SUCKED... I have nightmares about him. My best friend loved him when we were little. She drove me crazy with that shit.... she is in jail now. HAHHAA stupid fuckin people...... he is not the real WINGER.


    woohoo I have 2 margaerittas and now I am drunk... geez what I wimp. I have to shit now, margarettas and jagermister make me poop.

    that is all for now... someone come wipe me.
     
  11. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Icenhour:
    someone come wipe me.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ...off the face of the earth?
     
  12. Icenhour

    Icenhour New Member

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    dat hurt my feellins
     
  13. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Kip Winger has a mullet.

    Mullet... dry wall... hmmm...
     

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