so there I am, down at my heartbroken neighbor's...still crying in his beer whiskey about the bitch that dumped his ass 3 weeks ago so she could fuck somebody who could afford to pay her for sex...anyway, he is trying to sign up and post a profile/pic on one of those matchmaker websites... then to make matters worse, the nigger (IMC) shows up cause he must have heard us crack (OOPS..I said "crack" in front of IMC) the top on the bottle of Canadian Club...needless to say the smell of Jheri Curl became unbearable and I had to leave but before I left I caught the drift of what this brokenhearted loser was putting on his profile..... So put yourself in the place of some LOSER bitch who would troll for a guy on a singles website and answer this question....which guy would you call for a date/lay? GUY A) Hi I'm 5'9" tall brown hair brown eyes, my kid and my dog are the loves of my live, but there is always room for more. Like good food, seafood at moonlight at the Oyster bar, dancing and rock and roll and jungle sex.. or GUY B) I don't know what I'm doing here. I'm not a bad guy, I don't know what's wrong with me..I have so much love to give the right person, as long as she's not over 5'5" and she has to look exactly like the fucking cunt that dumped me and is out giving a hummer to some guy right now as I write this,...etc I shouldn't poke fun....but...I get to bow before the TIT VEIN every night, so you can all kiss my ass.
well im not gay in any way shape or form but guy 'a' is sounding pretty good. guy 'b' is probably some loser who has had only two girlfriends in his whole life. if he wants sex tell him to get a whore, if he wants to give someone love tell him to get a fat ugly bitch cause they need lots of love.
Neither..........I have no trouble getting a man on my own, don't need the help of some ads in magazines!!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by I HATE NIGGERS: ( GUY A) Like good food, seafood at moonlight at the Oyster bar, dancing and rock and roll and jungle sex.. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I work in the Oyster Bar in Cork City!
I would choose neither... but i would contact A to fuck him over because i hate guys that look for girls just to have sex. by fuck him over i mean make his life miserable, but only temporarily. and i would contact B to see if he wanted to see my death pics and chat about ways to screw up his x girl. but then again my opinions are fucked up because my views on life are also fucked up, so dont listen to me
