Hurricane Rita: It's been nice knowing you guys...

Discussion in 'More Serious Topics' started by smurfslappa, Sep 22, 2005.

  1. smurfslappa

    smurfslappa New Member

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    Do you guys still believe the weather can't be controlled? I can imagine, but I don't want to, what will happen when this hurricane wipes out more refining. It'll be a nice ride down guys...

    Houston has been thoroughly crushed. Being the powerhouse that it is, it only makes sense that they would have it evacuated. The depression is going to sweep us over soon enough, and we will fight our own forces when we realize what is going on. The foreign mercenaries I've spoken of, that is.

    Oh and Diogenes, I don't read up much on these old philosopher guys because they lack something I don't; knowledge of how things turned out. This essential knowledge, if processed properly, can give you some insight into where these powerful families want us to be and what's to truly come. These old guys had their theories as well, and if they didn't then oh well, I don't care to know. Right now, this end of the world/dawn of a new age shit has really got my attention.

    It only makes sense that it does, I mean, here it is. It starts now....

    Thanks for all listening, and for the criticism as well...you too, Barry. Nursey, you got something babe. Maybe you'll get to stick around for the next age. Me, I'm too much of a barbarian. I'll go out face down in a gutter somewhere.
     
  2. smurfslappa

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    Sooooo close now, still don't believe me?
     
  3. pimpchichi

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    rock on smurfdude
     
  4. ucicare

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    I finally have this figured out. The reason I don't believe the "take over by the powerful" theory is because I must secretly, and unbeknownst to me, be one of the powerful.

    I have made some really good money in properties since Ivan and Katrina came through. I bought six houses just this month, and have all either rented or sold. The market is just smoking hot for resale.

    Maybe Rita will bring on more profiteering in the property markets. Oh baby, it's good to be a capitalist in hurricane alley.

    Barry
     
  5. diogenes

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    Profiteering on the suffering of others makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Smurf needs a hug. If things do go down like you're saying they are, don't you think the elite families would have already done something about you, since they already hold all the power and don't want anyone to know about it. Why haven't you "disappeared" from all the posts smurf? If these guys don't want people knowing they have control, why would they allow you to continue telling everyone who will even bother to acknowledge you that they exist? Maybe "they" aren't as powerful as you think, or they just refuse to look at fugly.com
     
  6. smurfslappa

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    Oh that'll suck when all that real estate you bought deflates in price and you lose all that damn money, that would suck wouldn't it? MMmmMm it's a good time to be a prudent man watching that greedy capitalist try to make a buck. When that housing market bursts you're gonna get stuck with all that property as this depression goes into full swing. Everyone out there who bought a cheap house thinking that it will always appreciate in value will be horrified to see their investment turned to junk.

    Why do you think everyone is selling all those houses dirt cheap? Because everyone wants to get what they can while they can, and you're the sucker buying up all that soon to be worthless junk. You're buying it up because you're too stupid, while your neck of the woods seems to be doing great you take that as a sign of adherent strength. Those are actually dangerous imbalances if you look at the big picture.

    But most off all, we can't forget that it's a sad time to be an American, period. When the housing market bursts (and it will these because these are just the death throes), and the petroleum crisis really truly emerges (because OPEC is powerless to stop it this time and gasoline stockpiles will collapse), we'll see a new problem never before faced in America. Are you truly prepared for what's to come Barry?

    A prudent man foreseeth the evil, and hideth himself: but the simple pass on, and are punished.

    (Proverbs 22:3)
     
  7. smurfslappa

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    And a silly notion diogenes. What if I've told everyone around me? Would they see to them being disappeared as well? How about they send a team to follow me around, that'd be nice. Then maybe they can make it look someone mugged me. Ohhh but what if I don't hang around the streets. Hmmm, it looks like they'd have to do some scouting on this. See what kind of situation they can work out.

    Yeah dude, you see my point? Just leave things be. Soon enough I won't matter, and anyone talking like me will be turned in for a reward.
     
  8. diogenes

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    Maybe they're selling cheap to move on to something better? Expanding to a bigger house. Families do grow you know. And once people's children move out they sell the big house and move on to smaller ones. Just a crazy thought.
     
  9. smurfslappa

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    Nah, these are definetely the death throes. Watch what happens when this rigs are blowed the fuck away.
     
  10. diogenes

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    don't think so, those things are set up to withstand hurricanes, they'll be fine.
     
  11. smurfslappa

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    OoOo, so were the ones in Louisiana.
     
  12. smurfslappa

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    Oh and, someone must be awfully sure they'll get blown away, the oil markets are in chaos right now. I think they might be a little more informed than you. Damn, I feel so sorry for you all. At least the ones who don't see it coming
     
  13. TheGrimJesus

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    Uhh the powerful are already in control. If there is a breakdown it will be people like me and Kahn who will control sections of the country.

    You know the crazy guy with the leather chaps with no pants and all the guns.

    Me and him actally already have a plan in place and I already have Minons lined up. Its just a matter of waiting for all this to breakdown and then i will take over.
     
  14. smurfslappa

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    YES BROTHER! Take up arms. I'll have my block on lock until the military forces take me.
     
  15. ucicare

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    Who said I bought cheap? I bought a house Friday, for 132K, and sold it Tuesday for 145K. Funny thing is, it was only worth about 125K six months ago. The main neighborhood in the area has 3600 houses in it. There are only 4 for sale. Anything that goes on the market by owner is bought the same day. Does that sound like a panic?

    Barry
     
  16. smurfslappa

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    Too bad all that money you banked is soon to be useless, if it isn't lost when your bank becomes insolvent.
     
  17. ucicare

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    Not to worry. I took all my money and invested in the space elevator.


    Barry
     
  18. smurfslappa

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    sweet, tell me how that turns out....FrOM tHE BoWeLs oF HeLL!
     
  19. Dwaine Scum

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    I say we all chip in from our "ill gotten gain" and buy Smurf a one way first class ticket to scenic Ecuador, or Afganastan, or Rowanda, where he will be safe, from the U.S. weather control machine. My uncle runs the weather machine, he told me to expect it to start to get cooler soon, and the nights to grow longer, and days to become shorter over the next few months....


    Anyway, I hate this forum, I will hang out with the retards in the other ones. there is no way to have an intulectual conversation on the in-tard-web.
     
  20. smurfslappa

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    Damn, some times I really wonder if I live on the same earth as you idiots. Am I not witnessing the same ultra-powerful hurricane rip its way through the gulf and all that oil production, then into the heart of Texas? The same damn hurricane that will spark massive gas shortages throughout the country, and make it very difficult for these farmers to harvest, or for this food to make it to the cities. We did empty our strategic oil reserves after all, in a not-so-strategic dump of it all into our SUV's these past couple weeks. Remember how the gas got cheap again?

    We are witnessing the start of something so horrible, that while it stares you right in your stupid, fat faces, your feeble minds cannot comprehend it. That is the only explanation I can think of because it's not that hard to figure out anymore.

    I took my time trying to warn you guys of what's to come, so that maybe you could prepare. It may have been hard to explain before, but if you still can't see what's coming then you truly are lost and will die like bitches in the days to come. The day's at hand.

    "The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance." Socrates
     

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