humorous anecdote from a few years back

I used to manage the ghetto mart, when I say ghetto I mean it was on the corner of 9mm street and 20 rock ave, (it was in-between 4 of Raleigh's finest special income housing projects) and I literally say the human species of shit... these people were lower than shit.... they were a shit-eaters shit... Like the crap a dung beetle shits... you get the idea. At my store, I wore a Kevlar vest, had a Glock 17 on one side, berretta .94 on the other hip, 12 gauge under the counter, and AK-47 with a 90 round drum in my office.

Well across the street was a competing store (well they sold fried chicken so they smoked our ass) and the guy that worked there would come hang out on occasion to shoot the shit. He was a Moroccan named "Medihat" (pronounced Med-DEE-hat, the biggest insult to a muslin is to mispronounce there name). We would shoot the shit, place high stakes wagers on college football, ect. Yannow, an acquaintance that you kinda paled around with. Medihat also wore a vest, and had several firearms too, out of all the stores around, we were the only two that never got robbed.

Well anyway, back to my story. I'm up at the counter, reading the USA today (like I always do, every day) and this annoying wine-o came in. He had not bathed in a good 20 days or so, and it was 90 degrees outside, so he kinda had the odor of a bloated corpse, stuffed full of cat shit, then set a fire. Of course the piece of human filth wanted to talk to me, about sports, politics , whatever, and I was choking back my coffee, mixed with bile, dry-heaving, keeping me from vomiting on my self. So I get an Idea, I scribble something on a piece of paper, and told the bum that I needed some rolled pennies, to go across the street, and give the Arab guy this note. This fuckstick obviously can't read and complies. I get an evil grin as my phone rings 10 minutes later, and I pick up, and Medihat is screaming (verbatim):WHAT YOU DO!?!?! I ALMOST KILL YOUR BLACK NIGGER!!!!HE COME IN HERE WITH NOTE SAYS "PUT ALL MONIES IN DIS BAGZ. NO ONEZ GITS SHOTZ". WHY YOU TRY KILL BLACK NIGGER MAN FOR!!! I PRAY ALLAH YOU NOT GET SHOT!!!!!!"
Needless to say, after our bookie paid up on the NCAA tourney we both dropped $500 I never saw Medihat again... I guess middle easterners have no sense of humor....

well that's my story, sad but true.... Man I was a fucking bastard when I was younger wasn't I?

[ 10-26-2003: Message edited by: I Murder Children ]

 

That is fucking funny dude.

But you're still a bastard ya know...

 

Damn... I hate those stinky motherfuckers...

Some crackhead was in the store the other day, he looked at me and starts asking me, "what yo numba?... Gimme a numba"

I told him, "three!" and just walked off... fucker was standing in the main aisle for a few minutes just thinking about it until he finally left.

 

GAS- You say that like it's a bad thing!

That story was hilarious! I'll relate one back to ya....

I was working at a little shop down in Northeast Market(Monument St. in downtown Balmer)...and I went over to Hopkin's Pizza for lunch. I'm standing outside smoking a cigarette waiting for my food...when this nigger walks up to me and says "Yo, white boy, gotta koota(quarter)...gotta dolla(dollar)...come on...you wealthy, white boy...gimme dolla." Street was pretty crowded, so I called out in a loud voice..."Go suck a watermellon nigger. I ain't the god-damned welfare office. Shit, I work 40+ hours a week, and you probably take more money back to your section 8 house than I do in a week. Get the fuck out of my face, before you are eating pavement!" Needless to say, he beat feet.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kaptain Skitzo:
GAS- You say that like it's a bad thing!

That story was hilarious! I'll relate one back to ya....

I was working at a little shop down in Northeast Market(Monument St. in downtown Balmer)...and I went over to Hopkin's Pizza for lunch. I'm standing outside smoking a cigarette waiting for my food...when this nigger walks up to me and says "Yo, white boy, gotta koota(quarter)...gotta dolla(dollar)...come on...you wealthy, white boy...gimme dolla." Street was pretty crowded, so I called out in a loud voice..."Go suck a watermellon nigger. I ain't the god-damned welfare office. Shit, I work 40+ hours a week, and you probably take more money back to your section 8 house than I do in a week. Get the fuck out of my face, before you are eating pavement!" Needless to say, he beat feet.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I say your full of shit. If you whisper the word "nigger" around where I live, 40 black dudes magically appear and beat the crap out of you.

But then again, I do live pretty close to Detroit..

 

Well i say he's full of shit and i live quite far from Detroit.

 

Well, I suppose it doesn't really matter what you believe. It happened the way I related it to you. Besides, I'm a nasty looking mother fucker, and while I'm not the biggest guy in the world, I'm not one to mess with.
Nursey, you aren't male...therefore you couldn't get away with it. They'd have you on the ground pounding your twat before you knew what happened.
I've been in fights(and if you thought what I said before was bullshit, you really won't believe this either...but it's true) where it was me, against 10 others. I did get the shit beat outta me...but I hurt them enough to make it worth it, and I smiled at them when it was over.

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kaptain Skitzo:
Besides, I'm a nasty looking mother fucker.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

post pics! post pics!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kaptain Skitzo:
Well, I suppose it doesn't really matter what you believe. It happened the way I related it to you. Besides, I'm a nasty looking mother fucker, and while I'm not the biggest guy in the world, I'm not one to mess with.
Nursey, you aren't male...therefore you couldn't get away with it. They'd have you on the ground pounding your twat before you knew what happened.
I've been in fights(and if you thought what I said before was bullshit, you really won't believe this either...but it's true) where it was me, against 10 others. I did get the shit beat outta me...but I hurt them enough to make it worth it, and I smiled at them when it was over.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Ill take bullshit stories for a 1000 chuck

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kaptain Skitzo:

I've been in fights(and if you thought what I said before was bullshit, you really won't believe this either...but it's true) where it was me, against 10 others. I did get the shit beat outta me...but I hurt them enough to make it worth it, and I smiled at them when it was over.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's pretty fucking hardcore, Skitz! Getting the shit beat out of you by 10 'others' and still looking at them ...and smiling when it's over...no doubt with your jaw hanging half off and your bloody, flapping asshole making deflating, spluttery post-coital rasps after ten cocks have finished pounding it and ejecting their victory froth one after another in jubilant succession!!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
That's pretty fucking hardcore, Skitz! Getting the shit beat out of you by 10 'others' and still looking at them ...and smiling when it's over...no doubt with your jaw hanging half off and your bloody, flapping asshole making deflating, spluttery post-coital rasps after ten cocks have finished pounding it and ejecting their victory froth one after another in jubilant succession!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

god, your use of adjectives in that post, litteraly gave me the fucking willies

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
post pics! post pics!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Find somewhere that hosts them for free, and I will!

 

http://grouphug.us/

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kaptain Skitzo:
Find somewhere that hosts them for free, and I will!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

just use geoshitties... upload the pics as txt... then put them in http://geoshitties.crapcom/gormlesspic.txt ">">

 

have you been skulking outside classrooms again?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
http://grouphug.us/<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That wasn't a photo hosting site, you moron!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PimpDaddy:
just use geoshitties... upload the pics as txt... then put them in http://geoshitties.crapcom/gormlesspic.txt ">">

 

fugly or not upload it.

we see pic, and you get rated on how fugly you are or are not.

two birds one stone

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kaptain Skitzo:
I don't do Geoshitties. Sorry.
When Frailart was free, I used that. Although, time permitting(I'm working on repairing my Amiga3000)...I'll try to get a page up with Comcast(my ISP)...might be able to post them there and put in a link.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't slander the good name of the comodore amiga, i used to own one and would give anything to play another game of SPACE RANGER!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mister Sinister:
Don't slander the good name of the comodore amiga, i used to own one and would give anything to play another game of SPACE RANGER!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

What the hell are YOU talking? Slander? I'll have YOU know that I've had an Amiga in my home since 1990. I now own: 4 Amiga 500's(one of which has the very rare Rev 8 motherboard, with the FULL ESC chipset), 1 A1000(complete with the signatures on the inside of the case cover), and an Amiga 3000...with 20 MB of RAM, and a pair of 4.3 GB hard drives. I also have more software for the Amiga than you can shake a stick at. Including Cinemorph and Morph Plus. I have made music videos with my Amigas, and done much more than simple gaming...although I do that too.
Another thing, before you EVEN think about talking to me again, realize that I ALSO have a shitload of Commodore 64's, 128's, a pair of C= Plus 4's, a C-16, a pair of VIC-20's, plus every device you can imagion for them.
Oh, and you talk to ME about slander? Try spelling Commodore correctly!
BLASPHEMER!