How's everyone feeling today?

I had to work at 8 o'clock this morning....still shitty drunk.I actually drank coffee. I hate coffee..

 

Had an interesting night... Rung in the new year with muh lahvley Nauseous on da phone, then I was about to go to sleep at about 5:30 and the phone rings... I answer it, don't even recognize the voice or the number, turns out it's a "friend of a friend" from waaaaaaaay back... Turns out she just went home to find two of her roomates fucking on her bed, and couldn't bring herself to sleep in it. She wanted to know if she could borrow a couch for the night... So, I stayed up (and it's funny, I had just munched a few Benadryls to make myself sleepy, and five minutes later she calls...), waited for her, she got here and gave me some hydro for muh trouble, then passed out on the couch. It's almost 5PM right now, and she just now woke up and left...

Wonder if she remembers the time she walked in right as her friend was blowing me...

 

so you didn't shit in her mouth then you pussy...

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by pd:
so you didn't shit in her mouth then you pussy...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not on MY couch... Geez... What kinda degenerate do you think I am, anyway?

 

recently ive mostly been having a whore of a hangover

 

I started drinking at 5PM. By 8 oclock, there were 10 chicks here and 8 other guys. Things got crazy as shit when a few fights broke out, but the fighters seemed to be enjoying it, so I let them fight as long as nothing got broken. I had about 3 cases of beer, 1/2 gallon of Jack, Captain, Vodka, Tequila, 1/5 of Schnapps, and a mess of other shit so everyone was quite fucked up. We forced everyone that came in the door to wear a necktie and that was pretty cool. Oddly enough, no drugs surfaced this year. Being that my house is small, people were piled on top of each other most of the night. I was forced to sleep in my King Size bed with my ex-girlfriend (Lori not Loree Beth) while everyone else fought for places on the couch, on the floor, in the recliner, and in the kitchen. I didn't fall asleep until around 6AM this morning. I got up around ten oclock when somoene decided to jump on top of me and scream "Happy New Year" in my face. So I tiptoed my way over the bodies in my floor, made my way to the kitchen and got some breakfast. Jack and Coke of course. I didn't eat any black-eyed peas and a dark haired man wasn't the first person to come in my house this year. Then again, I don't do that any year. Maybe thats why my life sucks. Then tonight, my ex calls me from her work crying because someone at work was bothering her. I've been dealing with her tears for months now and I had had enough of it. So I went to her job to knock his damn block off. They called the cops and threw me out. So I came home and I think she got fired. This year is already off to a great start. Hope everyone else is having a better year so far.

 

Somehow, my morning seems so trivial now...

...I did just finish some black-eyed peas, though... I'm keeping my hopes up.

 

I think I'm gonna eat some as well. Maybe its not too late.

 

Try what I did, dump a can of it into a saucepan, start heating it up as you slice some of that cheap-ass canned ham shit into cubes, then throw it all together with however much hot sauce you can handle... not too fucking bad, I'm not partial to black-eyed peas, but these were actually pretty fucking good...

 

i like black-eyed peas... but i didnt eat any.

i have a sore throat, i woke up with it.

Cheezy:
i hope everything turns out ok for you and then for your ex...doesnt sound right that she is calling you for help like that

 

It seems like all my exes call me whenever they need help. All except for Loree Beth. I don't think she likes me at all. Not even as a friend.

 

well i hope you managed to blow your nut in her ass and fuck her in ways she'll wish she can forget...
all i can say

 

aww puffy,that was sweet..

 

ss comrades

 

Cheeze, did you or anyone else ever try mixing that Gatorade powder with vodka?

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by U. E. [formerly MoFo]:
Cheeze, did you or anyone else ever try mixing that Gatorade powder with vodka?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

OH yeah! That shit knocked Christina on her ass. Good call my man!

 

Rev, thank god the geodes are safe!

Cheeze, I'm glad I'm not you.

UE, that sounds nasty as hell. (makes my stomach hurt just thinkin' about it)

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by U. E. [formerly MoFo]:
Cheeze, did you or anyone else ever try mixing that Gatorade powder with vodka?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ooh, bacardi limon and gatorade is good

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
Rev, thank god the geodes are safe! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

...just remember, you can handle my rocks anyday...