How to give 103%

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Stranger, Nov 11, 2001.

  1. Stranger

    Stranger New Member

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    We all know someone who expects us to give 100% and how impossible that is. I have found the secret to enable you to give 103%.
    Here is the formula:

    If...
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z =
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

    Then,
    H A R D W O R K
    8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only

    K N O W L E D G E
    11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only

    However,
    B U L L S H I T
    2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% !!!!!!!
     

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