For starters, hose that nasty bitch down. Some Lysol probably wouldn't be a bad idea, either - Just make sure you get enough of it on her, just to be on the safe side... A quick stretch test... Don't forget to finger her, just so she knows you care... Give her a nice squeeze as you're waiting for her to drain. And finally, don't forget to let her hang around a while...
Oh please Dan. Like your girlfriend doesn't smell like latex and Vaseline. Did you forget this little admission? http://www.fuglyforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=7047&start=35 Barry
Huh. Barry apparently remebers shit I posted months ago. I can't remember what he said three posts ago.
You know, I hate to admit it, but it does seem like Dan has a hatred of women, doesn't he? Maybe the poor boy got his heart broken badly?
I am also psychic. I see Dan starring in the next NBC Dateline show about online sex offenders. In his car they find a blow up doll, a box of crayons, and a key chain made from dried foreskins. The authorities release him when his defense attornies gain aquittal by convincing a jury that Dan has the genitals and brain of a 12 year old, and is therefore ineligible to be tried as an adult Whew. That was intense. Barry
Fuck knows - the funny part is that they make the thing the size of a midget or a kid... Now there's a comforting thought, eh?
