how many umbc alumnis does it take to change a light bulb?

one

(not funny but true)

 

seriously, drink bleach

 

What's the matter, Carmil? Cat got your tongue? Do you want me to post your phone number or some pictures of you and your address so we can continue to play?

This is fun.

 

if oyu post them, I'll call. I really have nothing else to do. I call work places also

 

I can vouch for Dwaine telling the truth about that.

 

I can too. Boy, and how.

 

Hey I get lonley around 3 am when the hooker gurgles her last breath

 

And they say romance is dead.

Here's another little know fact, Dwaine eats oysters while taking a bath every morning. Sort of like Cyrano, only on a much larger scale.

Was that Cyrano De [SIZE=-1]Bergerac? With the oysters? I can't remember.

Either way. Dwaine, it has been rumored, can impregnate a woman with his breath alone.


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