Q: How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dont know, as soon as the light comes on, they all scatter. (insert rim shot here)
.............. Q: How many monkeys does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3, 1 to change the bulb and two to hurl their faeces at each other
ok, you asked for it: Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don't even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED WRAPPER THE STUPID FUCKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN! WHY?! BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS FUCKING HOUSE!
*standing quite mousily to one side and in a very hushed voice*....now that is funny. Damn funny. What? NO! I swear I am laughing WITH you! No, really. C'mon, what do you want with that baseball bat? I was just laughing at the joke, I swear.......
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Retard Wearing a Helmet: omg rat you sound like my x-girlfriend....... do yall take classes to be like that or something?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> noooo dummy. once a month we get to be bitches and bleed and take one week off of sex to torture and belittle the men in our lives that give us angst. i usually dont bitch, i just cry a lot during animal rescue shows and eat pringles. :/
I have lived this long by follwing one simple rule: Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesnt die!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DADDY: I have lived this long by follwing one simple rule: Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesnt die! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> my rule is better: trust no one and admit nothing.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ratilla the hun: cheese pringles are the shit if you have animal planet they have a cool new show called animal cops or something like that,..... check it out
The way I see it, if we have to bleed for a week once a month, have terrible cramps, AND have uncontrollable urges to eat chocolate, then we deserve the right to bitch.
Sure, I agree, bitch all you want. Just do it quietly in the bathroom with the door shut, I am trying to watch the game! And then when your done there, get me a turkey pot pie. (i have this sinking feeling like this may end up hurting)
it would hurt if anyone cared to repy your sad ass plea for a beating yet no one even cares enough to chastise you for your blatant sceam for attention
Wow emolee, nice to hear from you. And according to you, you just replied to my cries for attention. Sorry.
I replied to tell you that you were a dumb fuck for trying to piss people off with your stupid "pot pie" comment
this board is less than 50% female and none of the chicks on here are going to get offended at your "do that shit in the bathroom" comments as you can see, you got no response, except from me telling you that your comment is zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
First, I wasnt trying to affend anyone, its called being a smart ass. Second, blow it out your ass you fucking hag.
